I was once involved in a workplace romance. It kinda got out of hand. It was a sex explosion. It's really the only way I can describe it. We did it constantly, in vans, in bathrooms, in the bushes. It was non-stop sex.
Hello? Is this work?
This is work-related, Ron. We fucked in the sink. We fucked in the dinghy.
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