Arnold Jackson quotes from Oz

Hypocrisy. Hip-o-crisy. That's what this is. You see, they strip me of my clothes, they strip me of my rights, they strip me of my self-respect. All 'cause they say I broke the rules, traffickin' in illegals. But they, they more guilty than I could ever be. Fuckin' uppity-ups. They the ones that let Adebisi sing and snort and suck. And when the blood run out, when his blood got split, the truth ran out, and a wall of lies got built. After Said greased him, fucking hacks acted like he ain't never even breathed in. And then the lies got buried with his number.

Kareem Said

You're packed.

No, I decided I didn't want to take anything outta this place.

Kareem Said

So no last meal? No goodbyes to anybody. Just see ya, have a nice life.

It's kinda fucked up, leaving. Everybody else is staying. It's like waking up from a dream.

Kareem Said

Hope is a waking dream.

Who that, Mohammad?

Kareem Said

Aristotle.

Well, that fuck ain't never served no time in Oz.

Look, old man, let me tell you something--

Burr Redding

You think old man bothers me? Boy, I done had a whole lot of men tougher than you, you that called me worse didn't make it to old. My age is my honor and my strength.

Shit, you think you can just come up here and take control?

Burr Redding

Some people are born leaders, others are not. A wise man knows his own limitations. You think on that.

Burr Redding

This court is now in session.

Fuck you.

Tug Daniels, you been accused of the three "dis's": Disloyal, Dishonest, Disrespectful.

Burr Redding

How do you plead?

Man, if y'all gonna take me out, just fuckin' take me out, man, stop the bullshit, alright?

You been seen fraternizing with Supreme Allah.

Man, I only let that fool think I was with him, man. As soon as I killed you, him was dead meat.

The prosecution rests.

Burr Redding

You got any defense?

Yeah, I got a defense. You killing me for the same crime you let Hill walk on. You getting old, Burr, you getting soft. You can't go the distance.

Burr Redding

Silence!

You know, with me in charge, you motherfuckers would be running Oz.

Burr Redding

Pay attention to what I'm fixed to tell you. It is the decision of this court that your have been found guilty.

Man, kill this old pussy, not me.

Burr Redding

Therefore, I hereby sentence you [grab Daniels by the neck] to death. [Daniels is dead] Throw his ass back there, behind the cafeteria. Stick him in the garbage dumpster. Move it!

James Robson

Just soup.

Sure you don't want no chitlins and gravy to go with that?

James Robson

What?

Ryan O'Reily

Shall we? [cafeteria staff bang utensils loudly] Everyone, listen up. Robson here went to the dentist and got himself a nice pair of dirty ghetto gums.

James Robson

Thanks Vern.

I didn't say a fucking word. [To Poet, who is laughing] Shut up, you goddamn nigger, just give him some soup!

[to Robson] Whoa, You going to take that, G, man calling your brother a nigger and all? [Robson intimidates Poet] Hey, don't get stupid. Don't want me to Sammy Sosa that jaw with this here spoon.

Keep it moving, girls.

Oh, lookie here, my stepbrother. Feels good talking with a black man's gums, don't it?

James Robson

I need a shit load of tits, now.

You? All that Aryan drug free bullshit just bullshit ain't it?

James Robson

Will you shut your fucking corn trap and hook me? Or I can take my cash elsewhere.

Alright, man.

Yo, what'd you call me? Yo, fuck you, you greasy old bitch.

Burr Redding

Hey, Poet.

Oh, what you think? I don't know where 122 Wayne Street is? Think again, bitch.

Burr Redding

What the fuck's wrong with you, son?

Man, she said she wasn't about to give up her credit card number to some strange spook. How the fuck did she even know I was black?

Burr Redding

That's irrelevant. You hang up and calmly move on to the next call.

No, man, fuck that, I ain't putting my pride on the line so some bullshit Senator can get re-elected.

Burr Redding

Well, in that case, you're fired.

What?

Burr Redding

You heard me. Carry your lazy ass and that bad attitude off the premises! Move it.

Fuck you, Burr. Fuck you.