HHolly
Everyone's staring at us.
S3 E23The Play's The Thing (1)
I know. It's like we're an exhibit at a tolerance museum.
S4 E1We'll Take Manhattan
My God, he's getting dumber by the minute. What did I ever see in him?
[Spirit lifts up Arnaz's shirt to show his abs]
And, I'm back in.
[cell phone ring]
It's my momma.
[cell phone ring]
It's my daddy.
[cell phone ring]
It's my Duane.
Your ran away with my daughter, Arnaz. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't choke the life out you?
S4 E2Zen Daddy
Daddy, its been a whole week, and Arnaz still hasn't called. And I'm pretty sure he knows how to use his phone, because I showed him again before we left.
Oh, baby. I'm sure he's fine. We would've heard something by now. I mean, that's what the 11-o-clock news is for.
Daddy!
Did somebody say pizza?
So, Arnaz slept all day?
Yep. Lazy boy, with no goals, no direction, and no body fat. God, I love him.
S4 E10Lost in the Headlights
Nobody looks like the girls in the magazines! The girls in the magazines don't even look like the girls in the magazines! Baby Girl No Matter what you're beautiful.
S4 E19Glug, Glug
My head hurts. This is worse than when my weave is too tight.
S5 E1One on One Remix
Ok Daddy. I'll go to California.
Thank you, Jesus!
But Arnaz is coming with me.
Why me, Jesus?
S5 E2Money's Tight and So Are My Abs
DMD-Mack
[Talking to pet dog] "We can hit up the mall later. If I get some girls, I'll pay Lisa to let you hump her leg and Arnaz hits the boardwalk."
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