Spirit quotes from One on One

Spirit

Arnaz, all of your showing off is giving me a headache.

Spirit

So, Arnaz slept all day?

Spirit

My head hurts. This is worse than when my weave is too tight.

Arnaz

You guys want to be my groupies?

No

Arnaz

Groupies get in free.

We can come

Breanna

[writing a letter to Tracy] Dear Tracy I hate you, you disgust me, missing much, Breanna.

Spirit

Girl you are baring your soul too much.

Arnaz

Especially for a guy who smells like Cheetos.

Spirit

So the whole breakup with Keith was fake.

Breanna

Girl, it was as fake as the Gucci boots his momma was wearing.

You must be Spirit. Breanna was right you're not afraid to take fashion risks.

Spirit

Yeah, girl. So you'll be surprised with what I can put together. BAM, my mama's old bathroom rug from yesterday, a new coat today. Girl, it's 2002, get with times.

Arnaz

I'm countin' the minutes till you get back from your grandma's, Natasha. No, I miss you more. Yes I do! Yes I do! Yes I do!

Spirit

Are you as disgusted as I am?

Breanna

Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am!

Spirit

I can't believe we've been hanging out with the girl Arnaz lost his virginity to

Breanna

*Nothing*

Spirit

I can't believe that WE'VE been hanging out with the girl ARNAZ lost his virginity to

Breanna

*Nothing*

Spirit

I CAN'T BELIEVE-

Breanna

Enough Spirit! I can't believe we've been hanging out with the girl Arnaz lost his virginity to.

Arnaz

Breanna its me! Open up!

Breanna

Oh no. What do I say?

Spirit

How about, "We should change your name to "Light Switch", because anybody can turn you on."?

Breanna

No. That's all cool if you're immature. But me? I'm an actress. I have to give him "Cool Breanna". The "I don't care Breanna". *walks to door and opens it* Enter!

Arnaz

Breanna, I'm sorry about Charlotte. Look, I even wore an athletic cup for protection. Let me have it.

Breanna

*in British accent* Oh you silly boy. The only reason you would need a cup is for some tea. Would you care for a spot?

Arnaz

No thanks. I'm gonna go. *in British accent* Cheerio

Breanna

*in British accent* That went very well don't you think?

Spirit

Breanna, he's gone. You don't need that accent anymore.

Breanna

*in British accent* I very well do. Its bloody well keeping me from crying

I'm funky. You're funky. We're fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-funky.

Spirit

It's my momma.

Breanna

It's my daddy.

Arnaz

It's my Duane.