Arnaz quotes from One on One

Arnaz

I have to go. I have sex. I mean I have a test!

Arnaz

What are you doing here with...my friends.

Arnaz

I can't think of a better way to die.

Arnaz

Yeah, you can't watch em 24/7. I mean, why should you have to? they're adults. Every disappointment in their lives shouldn't mean they have to get drunk and not care if the laundry's done. Or if you've had any dinner. Or if they've bathed in the last three days.

Arnaz

Yeah, I'm angry. My dad's out of OUR lives. Doesn't she know that hurts me too? Maybe I should start drinking.

Arnaz

Mountains...or boulders? [flexes his biceps]

Arnaz

Then, maybe you should take an aspirin, and wash it down with a...six pack! [lifts up his shirt, revealing his abs]

Arnaz

Did somebody say pizza?

Arnaz

[reciting his poem about D-Mack trying to move in on Breanna] You're always talkin' about what you got. The stripes, the cheddar, the women you clot. Can you really be anymore than what I see? Cuz to me you're just 5ft 4 in a tight little Tee. You did you're little poem, but you didn't say much. And...you're so skinny, I can see your nipples touch. So back off, son. Please give it a rest. Unless, you think you're hard enough, to put me to the test.

Arnaz

You guys want to be my groupies?

No

Arnaz

Groupies get in free.

We can come

Arnaz

(singing) Baltimore Woman! Stay away from me. Baltimore Woman! Apartment 203! take my chances, hit the door! I don't want see your face no more! Now woman!

Breanna

Uh, I'm in apartment 8.

Arnaz

first you ruin our friendship, now my song!

Breanna

[writing a letter to Tracy] Dear Tracy I hate you, you disgust me, missing much, Breanna.

Spirit

Girl you are baring your soul too much.

Arnaz

Especially for a guy who smells like Cheetos.

Breanna

(mimicking Arnaz) Come on Bre. Lets relive the 80's. Its gonna be a stone cold groove.

Arnaz

Oh. Ok Ms. "You know." Uh-huh Uh-huh.

Arnaz

I'm countin' the minutes till you get back from your grandma's, Natasha. No, I miss you more. Yes I do! Yes I do! Yes I do!

Spirit

Are you as disgusted as I am?

Breanna

Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am!

Your lips are so soft.

Arnaz

So are yours, Breanna.

BREANNA!?