My God, he's getting dumber by the minute. What did I ever see in him?
[Spirit lifts up Arnaz's shirt to show his abs]
And, I'm back in.
[cell phone ring]
It's my momma.
[cell phone ring]
It's my daddy.
[cell phone ring]
It's my Duane.
Your ran away with my daughter, Arnaz. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't choke the life out you?
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