Ok Daddy. I'll go to California.
Thank you, Jesus!
But Arnaz is coming with me.
Why me, Jesus?
S5 E1One on One Remix
S5 E2Money's Tight and So Are My Abs
DMD-Mack
[Talking to pet dog] "We can hit up the mall later. If I get some girls, I'll pay Lisa to let you hump her leg and Arnaz hits the boardwalk."
S5 E5Study Buddy
[reciting his poem about D-Mack trying to move in on Breanna] You're always talkin' about what you got. The stripes, the cheddar, the women you clot. Can you really be anymore than what I see? Cuz to me you're just 5ft 4 in a tight little Tee. You did you're little poem, but you didn't say much. And...you're so skinny, I can see your nipples touch. So back off, son. Please give it a rest. Unless, you think you're hard enough, to put me to the test.
S5 E7Who's the Boss?
At home, I'm the man.
DMD Mack
Who you trying to kid? We live with you jackass.
Bbreanna
yea i'll hold on, your neck
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