FlexWhen my daughter is in town, my pants don't come down.
A character in One on One
Played by Flex Alexander
One on One · 63 quotes
4th most-quoted character in One on One: in 10 of its 63 quotes
FlexWhen my daughter is in town, my pants don't come down.
FlexYou are not Destiny's Child, you are my child so Beyonce yourself back in the room and change.
FlexBut, coach, I'm talking to my daughter
FlexI know. It's like we're an exhibit at a tolerance museum.
FlexYour ran away with my daughter, Arnaz. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't choke the life out you?
FlexOh, baby. I'm sure he's fine. We would've heard something by now. I mean, that's what the 11-o-clock news is for.
FlexNobody looks like the girls in the magazines! The girls in the magazines don't even look like the girls in the magazines! Baby Girl No Matter what you're beautiful.
Flextake of care your self.
Not before I take care of you Mr.Flex "Walk out on me" Washington.
You know Flex, it looks like the only thing your gonna get is "best looking" in the team photo.
FlexYeah especially if you're in it.
Ok Daddy. I'll go to California.
FlexThank you, Jesus!
But Arnaz is coming with me.
FlexWhy me, Jesus?
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