Daddy, its been a whole week, and Arnaz still hasn't called. And I'm pretty sure he knows how to use his phone, because I showed him again before we left.
Oh, baby. I'm sure he's fine. We would've heard something by now. I mean, that's what the 11-o-clock news is for.
Daddy!
Did somebody say pizza?
So, Arnaz slept all day?
Yep. Lazy boy, with no goals, no direction, and no body fat. God, I love him.
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