I'll call her cab, moving van and ambulance!
S3 E10Spy Games
S3 E15The Catch
I can't believe we've been hanging out with the girl Arnaz lost his virginity to
*Nothing*
I can't believe that WE'VE been hanging out with the girl ARNAZ lost his virginity to
*Nothing*
I CAN'T BELIEVE-
Enough Spirit! I can't believe we've been hanging out with the girl Arnaz lost his virginity to.
Breanna its me! Open up!
Oh no. What do I say?
How about, "We should change your name to "Light Switch", because anybody can turn you on."?
No. That's all cool if you're immature. But me? I'm an actress. I have to give him "Cool Breanna". The "I don't care Breanna". *walks to door and opens it* Enter!
Breanna, I'm sorry about Charlotte. Look, I even wore an athletic cup for protection. Let me have it.
*in British accent* Oh you silly boy. The only reason you would need a cup is for some tea. Would you care for a spot?
No thanks. I'm gonna go. *in British accent* Cheerio
*in British accent* That went very well don't you think?
Breanna, he's gone. You don't need that accent anymore.
*in British accent* I very well do. Its bloody well keeping me from crying
BSBreanna and Spirit
I'm funky. You're funky. We're fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-funky.
I have to go. I have sex. I mean I have a test!
What are you doing here with...my friends.
S3 E20No More Wire Hangers
I don't know how much longer I can keep this up. If he catches us, he's gonna kill us.
I can't think of a better way to die.
JJennifer
Whenever my dad starts drinking. I feel like it's my fault.
SMs. Swain
hmm. Why do you think you should feel responsible for your dad's drinking?
Yeah, you can't watch em 24/7. I mean, why should you have to? they're adults. Every disappointment in their lives shouldn't mean they have to get drunk and not care if the laundry's done. Or if you've had any dinner. Or if they've bathed in the last three days.
SMr. Swain
You sound angry.
Yeah, I'm angry. My dad's out of OUR lives. Doesn't she know that hurts me too? Maybe I should start drinking.
S3 E21The Prodigal Brother
Daddy, I can't help it, if the mountain came to me.
Mountains...or boulders? [flexes his biceps]
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