And I am behind your back and all your pickup lines is whack.
S1 E1When Flex Got Breanna
When my daughter is in town, my pants don't come down.
S1 E2Jailbait
You guys want to be my groupies?
SBSpirit and Breanna
No
Groupies get in free.
SBSpirit and Breanna
We can come
(singing) Baltimore Woman! Stay away from me. Baltimore Woman! Apartment 203! take my chances, hit the door! I don't want see your face no more! Now woman!
Uh, I'm in apartment 8.
first you ruin our friendship, now my song!
S1 E5My Life as a Dog
[writing a letter to Tracy] Dear Tracy I hate you, you disgust me, missing much, Breanna.
Girl you are baring your soul too much.
Especially for a guy who smells like Cheetos.
S1 E10Mi Casa Es Mi Casa
You are not Destiny's Child, you are my child so Beyonce yourself back in the room and change.
S1 E15Adventures in Double-Dating
So the whole breakup with Keith was fake.
Girl, it was as fake as the Gucci boots his momma was wearing.
S1 E17It's Raining Women
You're not going to tell my daddy I scratched his record.
DDuane
Aw. The tears of a child, and yet I feel nothing.
(mimicking Arnaz) Come on Bre. Lets relive the 80's. Its gonna be a stone cold groove.
Oh. Ok Ms. "You know." Uh-huh Uh-huh.
S1 E18The Way You Make Me Feel
NNatasha
You must be Spirit. Breanna was right you're not afraid to take fashion risks.
Yeah, girl. So you'll be surprised with what I can put together. BAM, my mama's old bathroom rug from yesterday, a new coat today. Girl, it's 2002, get with times.
S1 E19Love Means Never Having to Say I Know You
[Arnaz on the phone with Natasha]
I'm countin' the minutes till you get back from your grandma's, Natasha. No, I miss you more. Yes I do! Yes I do! Yes I do!
Are you as disgusted as I am?
Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am!
NNatasha
Your lips are so soft.
So are yours, Breanna.
NNatasha
BREANNA!?
S1 E20Fatal Attractions
DDerrick
You wanna be down with us?
Me, a member of the McKinley Pros? AWESOME! I mean...hell yeah.
That was really cool of you, Arnaz. Maybe I can forgive you for what you did with Natasha in my room.
Dang, Breanna. Do you really wanna know what happened with Natasha in your bedroom? Nothing! In fact, she broke up with me, and hasn't spoken to me since. You happy?
S1 E21Misery
take of care your self.
TTonya
Not before I take care of you Mr.Flex "Walk out on me" Washington.
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