K.O quotes from OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes

K.O.

[thinking] They didn't realize Enid's been turned to stone! Why? (gasps) Could it be that I'm the only one that gets her after all? Alright, this is my change to prove that I can be an Enid-getter, and a go-getter! Time to get help, and turn her back to normal.

K.O.

Thanks again for coming, Dendy. I just knew that I could count on you to have some super-smart way to get to the bottom of this!

It is my pleasure, K.O. I will metaphorically leave no stone unturned.

K.O.

(laughs) And literally, too, right?

What? Ooo, oooh, the results are printing. Hmm... Mmm-hmm... Mmm-hm. Well, K.O, it would appear as if your friend has been turned into steatite.

K.O.

Huh?

It is also known as soapstone. It is commonly used by novice sculptors to practice carving techniques because of its relative softness.

K.O.

I know that! I mean, I didn't know what kind of a rock, and that is super interesting, but what I was rally hoping for was to turn her back from rock to person.

Ohhhh... I don't really do... that.

K.O.

Noooo! I can't help her. And no one else thinks they need to help her. How is she ever going to come back?

I don't know anything about Enid's predicament. Or giving emotional counsel. I am sorry K.O. See you at school tomorrow!

K.O.

Rap battle? Are we supposed to punch each other with rhymes?

More or less. Gimme a beat, Enid!

Enid

No, thanks.

Aw, man, come on.

Enid

(sighs) Fine. [Puts on her DJ outfit and flips the counter to her DJ set. Plays music.]

Yeah, I can work with that. All right, imposter, get ready, ‘cause this ends here.

Enid

Hey! Careful with my gear!

[Picks up mic] Sorry, Enid.

Enid

That’s right you are.

K.O.

Uh, Enid, do you know “Wash Your Hands”?

Enid

I’ll see what I can do, K.O.. Knock em dead! [Replaces a disk with a new one. Plays a new song.]

K.O.

Oh, cool. All right, here goes nothin’.

(snickers)

K.O.

♪Lather ‘em up with a little bit of soap♪

[Grabs mic from K.O.] Listen, imposter. I don’t babysit or do yoga, and I definitely don’t like snuggling kittens.

K.O.

I don’t understand. That all seems like cool stuff to me.

But Rad would never find that stuff cool. And even if he did, Rad wouldn’t be ready to share those things about himself. If you really were Rad, you’d know that.

K.O.

Oh. Gah! You got me! All that stuff I rapped about was lies. I was, uh, trying to embarrass you. Yeah. Isn’t that what rapping battles are all about?

I guess. Uh, yeah! Yeah, you’re right!

K.O.

Well, I guess my little plan didn’t work. You’re the real Rad-- [Hands name tag to Rad and puts it on] tough, cool, and totally one-dimensional.

Enid

[Record scratches] All right, I’m bored. Everybody out. [Her DJ set turns back to a counter; she changes her outfit and listens to her music.]

K.O.

(groans, sighs) Rad, I'm too small!

Why not try some of this candy? [Throws the candy to K.O.] Just got 'em in. Check out the wrapper. [K.O. catches the candy] It's a little guy turning into a big guy. So they'll probably make you big.

K.O.

Big?

Not that I ever need that junk, though. (chuckles) 'Cause I'm so huge already.

K.O.

I trust you, big friend! [Eats the candy]

Well, that was a du--.

K.O.

Whoo! [Picks up the box and places it on the shelf.] Wow, just like that.

I can't believe that actually worked. [Leaves]

K.O.

This is perfect. So maybe I'm not a Gargantuan, but I'm definitely more than Megahugeman. And that's good enough for me. [Looks at the packages of the candy.]

[Reads a magazine and gets startled of K.O.'s growing limbs] Aah!

Enid

[On her phone and also gets startled of K.O.'s growing limbs] Aah! Rad, what the heck is going...? K.O.? [K.O. grows to become a giant and eventually damages the roof of the store.] Whoa. I am not cleaning this up.

Looking good, buddy!

Enid

He may look good, but we won't when Mr. Gar sees his store is destroyed.

Oh, good point. Never mind, K.O. You look like crud!

Enid

[Covers Rad's mouth with her hand] K.O., why are you so big?

K.O.

(chuckles) I ate some of this weird candy. [Drops a bunch of candy.] Green ones make you big.

Enid

Uh, is there one that can make you small again?

Yeah. I don't know about that. None of these look super-promising.

K.O.

Don't worry, guys. I won't be needing to get small again. That's the old K.O. Now I'm finally what I've wanted to be ever since I was little-- just this morning-- [Stretches his arms and jumps up and damage the roof once more.] Huge!

K.O.

Yeah, maybe working here isn’t the right thing to help you right now.

[His work vest disappears with flames] Oh. [Alarm goes off] Huh? What’s going on?!

K.O.

[carries Joe Cuppa] You’re gonna love this! Nothing cheers me up more than beating up bad guys! [Throws him out the window.]

Enid

Psst, Joe. Prepare to intimidate.

Like this? (chuckles)

Enid

Intimidate not intimate!

Welcome, plazoids! It’s me-- Shannon!

Enid

Yeah, we know it’s you, Shannon.

You can’t say welcome! You came here! Plus , you’re not welcome, like, at all. Go away.

[chuckles] I’m welcoming you… [releases her weapons] TO YOUR DEMISE!

Whoa! Would you look at the time.

[Holds her blade in front of Joe Cuppa] Hold up! Is this a new addition to your little ensemble? [Stretches her head out] Looks a little… pathetique. [Joe Cuppa whimpers] He fits right in! [transforms into a hammer and smashes the ground.]

Whoa! [Joe Cuppa fell to the ground with coffee spilled.] Joe?!

Hold that pose! [takes pictures] I gotta show H.Q. how hard I am crushing you right now.

[sighs] Listen, guys, I’m just your average Joe. I ain’t got powers like you. I’m no hero, that’s for sure.

No powers?! Pfff! [looks into Joe Cuppa’s head.] There’s gotta be something in th-- [finds a mouth and screams] Oh, that’s where your mouth is! That’s super disgusting!

Darrell

(laughs maniacally)

Enid

You're going down, Darrell!

Mr. Gar

You've messed with the plaza for the last time, bucket of bolts! And you can send that message to Lord Boxman!

Enid

First class!

Signed, sealed, and delivered!

K.O.

Yeah! In an envelope!

Mr. Gar

Thanks for the backup on that trash talk, team.

K.O.

Our boss is the dang coolest.

Uh huh.

Enid

Totally.

Mr. Gar

Don't just lay there impressed! Drop and give me twenty!

K.O.

Uh, twenty whats, sir?

Mr. Gar

Twenty...everything!

1, 2. 1, 2. 1, 2...

Enid

Well, that was a bunch of drivel.

Obviously a fabrication.

K.O.

Ha! Amazing!

Enid

K.O., you probably shouldn't listen to Crinkly Wrinkly.

K.O.

Why's that?

Enid

(points off-screen) Well...

Who's that?! You got a cane just like mine! (chuckles)

K.O.

So, you're gonna let us go?

Lord Boxman

No. I'm just gonna have to wait until after dinner, like a mint-- a punish-mint.

♪When you're climbing up a ladder♪

Lord Boxman

Nooooo!! [runs off to stop her]

You had better have a good explanation for this.

Yeah! Coconut cream?! What were you thinking?!

Lord Boxman

Professor, I-I— I… Ooooohh! I’ll destroy those brats for ruining dessert!

Oh! Are we destroying brats?

Darrell

Are having dessert? [A pie is thrown at him] Ugh! [Lord Boxman catches him] Thanks, Dad. [Lord Boxman bends him] Ooh!

Enid

Uh, guys, we’re tapped.

Lord Boxman

[Rips his coat and shirt and puts his tie around his head] And now you’re trapped! [Fires the pies which pelts the gang]

Enid

Ugh!

Boxman!

Lord Boxman

Oh! Professor, please! I-I can explain! I can explain! I can— I can— Okay, I can’t explain. But this was not the way it was supposed—

[Covers his mouth] May I?

Lord Boxman

Oh… yes. By all means.

Dinner parties are just so… stuffy. [Loads the bazooka] But vanquishing heroes— now, that’s much more exciting!

[On top of the bazooka] Fire!

[Laughs] [Falls off] Whoa! Oof!

I have to be honest, Boxman. I agreed to come tonight with plans to sever our business relationship after dinner.

Lord Boxman

[Voice breaking] What?!

You seemed too distracted lately. Though, now I understand why that was. Hard to find folks who value the sport in squashing heroes. And if all your robots can be as fun as this one, then I’ll gladly order 1,000 of them!

Lord Boxman

You… still… want my robots? You still… [Whimpers] …want me?

Lord Boxman

Just… Big hug! [Thinking] Oh, Boxy! You really can have it all. [Fink triggers a punching glove to him] Waughhhh!

K.O.

W-What is this?

Enid

It’s called “losing.”

Would a loser get to travel the open air in a vehicle made of delicious pie? I don’t think so. [Eats the pie]

Mr. Gar, Mr. Gar!

Mr. Gar

Huh?!

There's this new game at the arcade called "The Face of Fear". It makes you face your biggest fears, and adjusts your fear resistance stat depending on how well you do! Look how fearless we've become. [shows Mr. Gar his and K.O.'s Pow Cards]

Mr. Gar

10? 15? (growls) You kids and your videos game, pah! I never needed some cockamamie machine to help me face my own fears.

K.O.

What's your fear resistance, Mr. Gar? I bet it's pretty high.

Mr. Gar

I haven't checked in a while, it's probably through the roof by now... [pulls out his Pow Card and checks his stats] It's...8?!

8?!

Mr. Gar

This is absurd! I-I guess I haven't updated it in a while... Not since I left P.O.I.- (laughs nervously) What I mean to say was, there'd be no point in me checking, since I'm impervious to fear. Heh, heh.

Enid

Then I guess you wouldn't be afraid of playing the game and updating your info?

Mr. Gar

Heh...

Rad rocket’s on the roof and ready to roll. [Launches a rocket] Blorp! [Face plants on his camera] Rad rocket’s on the roof--

Enid

(laughs)

Blorp!

Enid

(laughs harder) [Titlecard appears] [continues laughing as she shows the video to K.O.]

Rad rocket’s on the roof and ready to roll. Blorp!

K.O.

[Drops his broom] Oh, no! Rad, you accidentally forgot to cut out the part where you fall through the roof!

[On the roof] Are you kidding? [levitates off the roof] Whoa! This video is a work of art, K.O.. Every detail is perfect. The setup, the unexpected nature of the fall, the way the rocket launch gets cut off at the end… Mwah! You couldn’t plan something that good.

Enid

I got to hand it to you, Rad. I can’t not share this.

See, K.O.? The joke may be on me, but it’s still my joke. [A part of the roof fall on him.] Blorp!

K.O.

Rad!

Enid

(laughs) You’re on a roll today.

Please tell me you got that on video.

K.O.

What’s that?!

Whoa!

Greetings, Lakewood Plaze! Elodie has arrived!

Elodie! Elodie!

Sign my chest!

K.O.

Wow! It’s really Elodie. [gets his Elodie Pow Card out] She goes to POINT Prep Academy. They only allow the best of the best. Gee. I want to apply there someday.

Enid

Huh? [slides off the counter and wears a disguise and read a magazine]

Thank you. Just passing through my favorite hero shop to sign some autographs!

[sees Enid in the photo] (gasps) [Tosses the photo] Enid.

Enid

Elodie.

Is this what you’ve been up to all this time? Oh, how... quaint. [Crowd grabs her as they chant her name] Well, toodles!

Enid

Grrrr! (gags) I’m taking a break. I’ll be out back. [she vanishes and a log with shades takes her place]

K.O.

Rad, do you know what’s going on?

Almost never.

K.O.

Something’s wrong with Enid. Elodie showed up, and she started acting all funny.

Well, there’s only one way to find out. We just got to ask her until she tells us. Trust me, K.O.. Subtlety is my middle name. [enters the break room] Hey, Enid! What’s the deal with you and Elodie?! [Enid smacks him offscreen] Unh! [he crashes into a pile of boxes while a small dinosaur appears]

K.O.

[Thinking] Hmm. Maybe it’d be better to ask Elodie about this.

Love conquers all.

Cupid?!

Two people in this room have unresolved romantic tension.

(gasps)

Actually, we're just taking things slow.

Nobody cares!

It's you two I'm here for. What's your deal?!

Enid

(chuckles) Me and Rad? (laughs) Never. Pssh.

Never?! That's a funny way to say, "That one time".

Enid

You know as well as I do that middle school dating is stricken from the record!

K.O.

What?! Slow down. You guys dated? Each other?!

Enid

It was just one date, K.O. (sighs) It was a long time ago.

Darrell

Get ready for an extra-special beatdown!

K.O.

[Grunts] Powerfist! No!

Need a hand, kiddo?

K.O.

Rad! You’re—

I know, I know. I’m your knight in shining armor. The best of the best. The biceps and the triceps…

Enid

Hyah! Hyah! [Darrell falls to the ground]

Show-off.

Enid

Rad, you’re missing the action!

[Sets K.O. down] All right, I’m coming. [Hovers] Yeesh.

K.O.

[Thinking] I spend all my time with cool heroes at the plaza now, but I’m still getting thrashed by Darrells? Why can’t I be strong like Rad and Enid? And how could I call myself a hero when I can’t even shoot a powerfist when I need it?

K.O.

(yawns) Man, it's sure been quiet, huh, guys?

K.O.

Oh, finally, a custom-- aah!

Enid

What do you want, Boxman?

Lord Boxman

You can put those away.

Enid

[takes her foot back] Explain.

Lord Boxman

Ahemp. (clears throat) Mi mi mi mi mi miiii. I, uh, Lord Boxman-- me, that is, hereby...vow...to-oo-oo-oo-oo... [High-pitched voice] stop attacking the plaza. [Normal voice] Wooow! [gets ready to leave] That felt great to get that off of my che--

[stops him] Wait a sec! Could you repeat that last part?

Lord Boxman

D'oh! My bosses say that I can't go a day without attacking you. But! [holds up a countdown clock] Look at that! One minute left!

Seriously?

Enid

Oh, come on. It's 'cause you failed so many times, isn't it?

Lord Boxman

Nooooo-uh! It's just-- It's driving me crazy and my bosses crazy. So there! Pbbt!

K.O.

W-what happens if you did attack us?

Enid

(sarcastically) Oh, that's so sad. One moment. [The trio gets into a huddle.] If Boxman attacks us, he'll get fired and leave us alone! [They turn back towards him.] Fight me, Buttman!

Robots blow!

Enid

Boxes...are terrible!

K.O.

[hears something on the phone] What's that? The president of the universe says all boxes must be replaced with...

Best friends?! Friendship! Friendship! Friendship! Wow! Yayyyyyyyy! (laughing)

Lord Boxman

I have better things to do now than to waste time on you piddling fools. (chuckles) So long, clown babies! Boxman out. (howls) [goes outside]

Enid

You know, maybe it's for the best. I mean, I don't wanna be the reason that Boxman loses his job.

You're right, Enid. Even someone like him doesn't deserve unemployment, just 'cause he's a weird old man.

K.O.

We are all very thoughtful and kind, even to our enemies.

Bring it in for a big friend hug.

K.O.

Mmm! Yay!

Lord Boxman

(laughs evilly) You horrible little brats! [tips over a gumball machine] Ha-ha-ha-ha! You know what I hate? [knocks some jars off of a shelf] I-I hate your niceness! He-he. [gets up on the counter and spins around] Ooh, and I hate your friendliness! (chuckles) [Enid gags] I hate you kids! [kicks the store's rug] I hate this bodega! [kicks it again] I hate Lakewood Plaza Turbo! Bwahaha, yes I do! [runs off laughing hysterically]