Enid quotes from OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes

K.O.

Helper K.O., reporting for duty!

Enid

(chuckles) At ease, soldier. Helper K.O.! Your first mission... [K.O.'s eyes widen] here at Gar's is to...clean up the store. [Enid points to the closet full of cleaning equipment, with a sign on top that says "8 WAYS OF CLEANSING"]

K.O.

Wow! The ancient tools of the cleaning the floor! [K.O. stares in awe]

Enid

Now go! And save the bodega from the forces of dirt or something. [K.O. dashes off and suits up in an armor of cleaning supplies.]

K.O.

Dirt, today you breathe your last filthy breath! I swear on the honor of the bodega, I will vanquish you!

Dearie, can I pay for this in thousands of pennies?

K.O.

(laughs mischievously) Enid, Enid, Enid! All done! Anything else I can help you with?

Enid

Hmm. Ah! Sort through this penny dish... [pushes the penny dish to K.O.] and take out everything that isn't a penny. [K.O. looks inside the dish and sees a pen, a baseball, a throwing star, a teapot, and and onion with a face. He gasps and starts picking out things.] Boy, you sure love helping people, don't ya buddy?

K.O.

Well, sure! It's my job. And isn't that how everyone feels?

Enid

[with a quizzical expression] Help people...? Nope, not for me. Too much work, too little payoff. I'm good with just helping myself.

K.O.

Enid, I am going to help you!!

Enid

[jumped by K.O.] Ah! Excuse me?

K.O.

[As he stands proudly] As an official helper of Gar's Bodega, I am going to help you see how great it is to help people!

Enid

You'll never melt my icy heart.

K.O.

We'll just see about that! [K.O. runs off to help people.] Gotta be helpful! Gotta be helpful! (pants)

K.O.

On second thought, why don't you two distract Mr. Gar while I try to get my mom to recreate this photo?

Hmm!

Enid

Dah!

Mr. Gar

Radicles, Enid, any particular reason you're loitering so close to my office?

Enid

We...

Uh...

Enid

...were, uh...

Practicing a new dance!

Mr. Gar

Oh, really? Let me see it.

K.O.

[Thinking] Mr. Gar has a photo of my mom. I have so many questions, like what, when, why, and huh? But I don't have time for that. I've got to get this photo remade.

Carol

And one and two and punch!

K.O.

Mom! Mom, I need you to be young and hot again!

Carol

(chuckles nervously) Let's go ahead and take five, girls. [Gertie and Gladys leaves the Dojo.]

Ta-da! (Both panting, chuckling nervously)

Mr. Gar

(groans) I give it a 7.5.

7.5?!

Mr. Gar

Now, if you'll excuse me.

Aah!

Enid

Mr. Gar, wait! Hey, I, uh, saw someone in the magazine aisle for like 20 minutes.

Mr. Gar

A cheapskate?!

Carol

Mm. Ha! Here it is. But I don't think it's gonna fit, K.O. Bleh!

K.O.

But we got to get that pic!

Carol

Hmm. Mama's got an idea.

Mr. Gar

If you want to read monster truck books for free, then go to the library!

Eee! (screams)

Books!

Shh!

Mr. Gar

I will not have no tightwads in no store of mine. No, sir. Where was I? Oh, yes. Back to my perfect office.

Mr. Gar! Mr. Gar! I... forgot.. how to... mop? [grabs a mop] Please, oh, please, teach me how. [He scrapes the floor with the mop.]

Mr. Gar

Mm.

Oh!

My dad’s car! [Runs off to it]

I am Mega-Jethro.

Enid

Bye. [goes back in the store, unamused]

K.O.

See, I told you. Jethro’s a way-more complicated enemy than you thought.

Pfft, child’s play. It’s Jethro. He’s still simple, and you’re still simple. [K.O. is angry at him] I’m so sure of it, I’ll tag along with you 'cause the only thing I love more than being proved right is proving other people wrong.

I am Mega-Jethro.

K.O.

Jethro, don’t do this! You’ve got to stop!

I am Mega-Jethro.

K.O.

Oh, sorry. Mega-Jeth-- Mega-Jethro, don’t do this! You’ve got to stop!

This is Action News 52, bringing you your daily dose of action news!

[Kicks a door out] Action! Hup! This is Dynamite Watkins, comin’ at you live in the heart of the neutral zone. We’re here in front of Gar’s bodega, where a crowd has gathered to see the newcomer hero with a power level of 100. You heard me, level 100! And here is the famed hero himself, K.O.! How does it feel being the most powerful being in the plaza-- possibly the world!

K.O.

Well, I always knew I would be a great hero some day, but I didn’t think it would happen after only a week! Guess I’m just that good!

And how do your friends and family feel about this newfound power of yours?

Enid

[Enid and Rad tries to get in the way] Make way, coming though! Move it, jerk! Not to brag, but me and K.O. go way back to the beginning of the week. N.B.D.

And I sort of act as K.O.’s best friend/life coach/older brother figure. We’re really close.

K.O.! Can i have your autograph?!

K.O.

Ha, sure kid. [Signs Potato’s book] [Thinking] Wow, being level 100 is so cool. [Signs another book] Everyone loves me and I feel so important! [Signs Brandon’s arm] I can’t wait to put my amazing skills to the test and some dastardly foe! [Signs another book] And who should I make this out to?

Lord Boxman

Lord Boxman.

K.O.

[Continues to sign] Lord… Boxm-- Lord Boxman!

Lord Boxman

So, you’re the little twerp claiming to be level 100. Ha! Impossible!

K.O.

Oh, yeah? If I weren’t a level 100, how else would i have kicked your butt all week?

Lord Boxman

Well, that was… on purpose! I lost to you on purpose, yes, as a… as a prank on you! So… ha! Anyway, [pulls out a remote] today I have something specially prepared that only a true level 100 hero could handle. Much stronger than anything you’ve yet faced. [A Boxmore box falls from the sky, revealing a giant Darrell.] Say hello to my latest creation. I call him, Big Darrell. I’ve upped him to be level negative 100! Ba-ha-ha!

Oh! This is bad!

Enid

K.O., this thing is really powerful. Yeah bud, maybe we should call Mr.-- mph!

K.O.

[Shoves his Pow Card to Rad’s mouth] Heh. Trust me, guys, this will be easy for a level 100 like me. Just try not to get in the way. you really think this bucket of bolts will be able to stop me? Heh. i stomped you once and I’ll stomp you again, Lord Buttman!

K.O.! K.O.! K.O.! K.O.!

K.O.

I can’t even tell what direction we started from!

You don’t gotta worry about that with me guiding ya! [Passes through vines] Watch your head.

K.O.

Oh. (chuckles)

Enid

Uh, vines? Rad, are you sure this is the right-- Hey! Check out these Gloops!

K.O.

Weird!

Enid

Hey, Rad, is it okay to touch these things?!

Sure.

Enid

Ooh! (screams) What the heck, dude?! I almost lost my favorite hand!

Oh! I thought you meant, uh, emotionally touch-- like tell it a sad story or something. Yeah, you shouldn’t physically touch these things.

K.O.

Wow! Rad really knows his stuff!

K.O.

Rap battle? Are we supposed to punch each other with rhymes?

More or less. Gimme a beat, Enid!

Enid

No, thanks.

Aw, man, come on.

Enid

(sighs) Fine. [Puts on her DJ outfit and flips the counter to her DJ set. Plays music.]

Yeah, I can work with that. All right, imposter, get ready, ‘cause this ends here.

Enid

Hey! Careful with my gear!

[Picks up mic] Sorry, Enid.

Enid

That’s right you are.

K.O.

Uh, Enid, do you know “Wash Your Hands”?

Enid

I’ll see what I can do, K.O.. Knock em dead! [Replaces a disk with a new one. Plays a new song.]

K.O.

Oh, cool. All right, here goes nothin’.

(snickers)

K.O.

♪Lather ‘em up with a little bit of soap♪

[Grabs mic from K.O.] Listen, imposter. I don’t babysit or do yoga, and I definitely don’t like snuggling kittens.

K.O.

I don’t understand. That all seems like cool stuff to me.

But Rad would never find that stuff cool. And even if he did, Rad wouldn’t be ready to share those things about himself. If you really were Rad, you’d know that.

K.O.

Oh. Gah! You got me! All that stuff I rapped about was lies. I was, uh, trying to embarrass you. Yeah. Isn’t that what rapping battles are all about?

I guess. Uh, yeah! Yeah, you’re right!

K.O.

Well, I guess my little plan didn’t work. You’re the real Rad-- [Hands name tag to Rad and puts it on] tough, cool, and totally one-dimensional.

Enid

[Record scratches] All right, I’m bored. Everybody out. [Her DJ set turns back to a counter; she changes her outfit and listens to her music.]

K.O.

(groans, sighs) Rad, I'm too small!

Why not try some of this candy? [Throws the candy to K.O.] Just got 'em in. Check out the wrapper. [K.O. catches the candy] It's a little guy turning into a big guy. So they'll probably make you big.

K.O.

Big?

Not that I ever need that junk, though. (chuckles) 'Cause I'm so huge already.

K.O.

I trust you, big friend! [Eats the candy]

Well, that was a du--.

K.O.

Whoo! [Picks up the box and places it on the shelf.] Wow, just like that.

I can't believe that actually worked. [Leaves]

K.O.

This is perfect. So maybe I'm not a Gargantuan, but I'm definitely more than Megahugeman. And that's good enough for me. [Looks at the packages of the candy.]

[Reads a magazine and gets startled of K.O.'s growing limbs] Aah!

Enid

[On her phone and also gets startled of K.O.'s growing limbs] Aah! Rad, what the heck is going...? K.O.? [K.O. grows to become a giant and eventually damages the roof of the store.] Whoa. I am not cleaning this up.

Looking good, buddy!

Enid

He may look good, but we won't when Mr. Gar sees his store is destroyed.

Oh, good point. Never mind, K.O. You look like crud!

Enid

[Covers Rad's mouth with her hand] K.O., why are you so big?

K.O.

(chuckles) I ate some of this weird candy. [Drops a bunch of candy.] Green ones make you big.

Enid

Uh, is there one that can make you small again?

Yeah. I don't know about that. None of these look super-promising.

K.O.

Don't worry, guys. I won't be needing to get small again. That's the old K.O. Now I'm finally what I've wanted to be ever since I was little-- just this morning-- [Stretches his arms and jumps up and damage the roof once more.] Huge!

K.O.

Yeah, maybe working here isn’t the right thing to help you right now.

[His work vest disappears with flames] Oh. [Alarm goes off] Huh? What’s going on?!

K.O.

[carries Joe Cuppa] You’re gonna love this! Nothing cheers me up more than beating up bad guys! [Throws him out the window.]

Enid

Psst, Joe. Prepare to intimidate.

Like this? (chuckles)

Enid

Intimidate not intimate!

Welcome, plazoids! It’s me-- Shannon!

Enid

Yeah, we know it’s you, Shannon.

You can’t say welcome! You came here! Plus , you’re not welcome, like, at all. Go away.

[chuckles] I’m welcoming you… [releases her weapons] TO YOUR DEMISE!

Whoa! Would you look at the time.

[Holds her blade in front of Joe Cuppa] Hold up! Is this a new addition to your little ensemble? [Stretches her head out] Looks a little… pathetique. [Joe Cuppa whimpers] He fits right in! [transforms into a hammer and smashes the ground.]

Whoa! [Joe Cuppa fell to the ground with coffee spilled.] Joe?!

Hold that pose! [takes pictures] I gotta show H.Q. how hard I am crushing you right now.

[sighs] Listen, guys, I’m just your average Joe. I ain’t got powers like you. I’m no hero, that’s for sure.

No powers?! Pfff! [looks into Joe Cuppa’s head.] There’s gotta be something in th-- [finds a mouth and screams] Oh, that’s where your mouth is! That’s super disgusting!

Darrell

(laughs maniacally)

Enid

You're going down, Darrell!

Mr. Gar

You've messed with the plaza for the last time, bucket of bolts! And you can send that message to Lord Boxman!

Enid

First class!

Signed, sealed, and delivered!

K.O.

Yeah! In an envelope!

Mr. Gar

Thanks for the backup on that trash talk, team.

K.O.

Our boss is the dang coolest.

Uh huh.

Enid

Totally.

Mr. Gar

Don't just lay there impressed! Drop and give me twenty!

K.O.

Uh, twenty whats, sir?

Mr. Gar

Twenty...everything!

1, 2. 1, 2. 1, 2...

Enid

M-Mr. Gar, I--

Mr. Gar

Enid, I'm gonna teach you a very important lesson.

(chuckles) Yeah! That the customer is always-- Huh?

Mr. Gar

We're all out of wheel polish!! Sorry we can't help you!! Thank you for shopping at Gar's!!

Enid

Well, that was a bunch of drivel.

Obviously a fabrication.

K.O.

Ha! Amazing!

Enid

K.O., you probably shouldn't listen to Crinkly Wrinkly.

K.O.

Why's that?

Enid

(points off-screen) Well...

Who's that?! You got a cane just like mine! (chuckles)

You had better have a good explanation for this.

Yeah! Coconut cream?! What were you thinking?!

Lord Boxman

Professor, I-I— I… Ooooohh! I’ll destroy those brats for ruining dessert!

Oh! Are we destroying brats?

Darrell

Are having dessert? [A pie is thrown at him] Ugh! [Lord Boxman catches him] Thanks, Dad. [Lord Boxman bends him] Ooh!

Enid

Uh, guys, we’re tapped.

Lord Boxman

[Rips his coat and shirt and puts his tie around his head] And now you’re trapped! [Fires the pies which pelts the gang]

Enid

Ugh!

Boxman!

Lord Boxman

Oh! Professor, please! I-I can explain! I can explain! I can— I can— Okay, I can’t explain. But this was not the way it was supposed—

[Covers his mouth] May I?

Lord Boxman

Oh… yes. By all means.

Dinner parties are just so… stuffy. [Loads the bazooka] But vanquishing heroes— now, that’s much more exciting!

[On top of the bazooka] Fire!

[Laughs] [Falls off] Whoa! Oof!

I have to be honest, Boxman. I agreed to come tonight with plans to sever our business relationship after dinner.

Lord Boxman

[Voice breaking] What?!

You seemed too distracted lately. Though, now I understand why that was. Hard to find folks who value the sport in squashing heroes. And if all your robots can be as fun as this one, then I’ll gladly order 1,000 of them!

Lord Boxman

You… still… want my robots? You still… [Whimpers] …want me?

Lord Boxman

Just… Big hug! [Thinking] Oh, Boxy! You really can have it all. [Fink triggers a punching glove to him] Waughhhh!

K.O.

W-What is this?

Enid

It’s called “losing.”

Would a loser get to travel the open air in a vehicle made of delicious pie? I don’t think so. [Eats the pie]

Mr. Gar, Mr. Gar!

Mr. Gar

Huh?!

There's this new game at the arcade called "The Face of Fear". It makes you face your biggest fears, and adjusts your fear resistance stat depending on how well you do! Look how fearless we've become. [shows Mr. Gar his and K.O.'s Pow Cards]

Mr. Gar

10? 15? (growls) You kids and your videos game, pah! I never needed some cockamamie machine to help me face my own fears.

K.O.

What's your fear resistance, Mr. Gar? I bet it's pretty high.

Mr. Gar

I haven't checked in a while, it's probably through the roof by now... [pulls out his Pow Card and checks his stats] It's...8?!

8?!

Mr. Gar

This is absurd! I-I guess I haven't updated it in a while... Not since I left P.O.I.- (laughs nervously) What I mean to say was, there'd be no point in me checking, since I'm impervious to fear. Heh, heh.

Enid

Then I guess you wouldn't be afraid of playing the game and updating your info?

Mr. Gar

Heh...