SDShannon and Darrell
We're sorry, Father! We tried!
Ah, yes. Tried. Tried and failed-- for the last time!
DarrellOh, I bet we could fail way more times.
You do not need to try. You need to do! (sighs) I knew you two would fail me again today. So I created a new robot to succeed where you never could! Say hello to Raymond!
(laughs) Here comes... the player of the year!
Hello, dearest brother and sister. Care for a friendly game of ball?
Darrell
Oh, I'm open!
Of course, there is no game to be played, when there is just one player.
Brilliant introduction, Raymond! So very rude!
Thank you, Coach Boxman. Of course it was brilliant! You are, after all, the master engineer behind this vessel of pure athleticism.
Totally just parlor tricks of a slimy amateur clown.
Father, I will make you proud by stealing a letter from the Gar's Bodega sign. Then no one will know they're a store. Their profits will plummet, and with that, they forfeit the business game.
Raymond, you're my favorite. I've always loved you. And I wish you two could be more like him.
Let us go, Raymond, and equip you with strong weapons.
(laughs) Yes! Hole in one.
This is all your fault, glass brain! Now Father hates me.
Darrell
Oh, yeah, right! He hates me more. But he loves Raymond so much more than both of us.
Raymond is gonna fail anyways. But he won't fail as spectacularly as you!
Darrell
Say that again, you orange mushroom head!
Darrell
(laughs maniacally)
You're going down, Darrell!
You've messed with the plaza for the last time, bucket of bolts! And you can send that message to Lord Boxman!
Signed, sealed, and delivered!
Thanks for the backup on that trash talk, team.
VProfessor Venomous
You had better have a good explanation for this.
FFink
Yeah! Coconut cream?! What were you thinking?!
Professor, I-I— I… Ooooohh! I’ll destroy those brats for ruining dessert!
Oh! Are we destroying brats?
Darrell
Are having dessert? [A pie is thrown at him] Ugh! [Lord Boxman catches him] Thanks, Dad. [Lord Boxman bends him] Ooh!
[Rips his coat and shirt and puts his tie around his head] And now you’re trapped! [Fires the pies which pelts the gang]
VProfessor Venomous
Boxman!
Oh! Professor, please! I-I can explain! I can explain! I can— I can— Okay, I can’t explain. But this was not the way it was supposed—
VProfessor Venomous
[Covers his mouth] May I?
VProfessor Venomous
Dinner parties are just so… stuffy. [Loads the bazooka] But vanquishing heroes— now, that’s much more exciting!
FFink
[On top of the bazooka] Fire!
FFink
[Laughs] [Falls off] Whoa! Oof!
VProfessor Venomous
I have to be honest, Boxman. I agreed to come tonight with plans to sever our business relationship after dinner.
VProfessor Venomous
You seemed too distracted lately. Though, now I understand why that was. Hard to find folks who value the sport in squashing heroes. And if all your robots can be as fun as this one, then I’ll gladly order 1,000 of them!
You… still… want my robots? You still… [Whimpers] …want me?
Just… Big hug! [Thinking] Oh, Boxy! You really can have it all. [Fink triggers a punching glove to him] Waughhhh!
Would a loser get to travel the open air in a vehicle made of delicious pie? I don’t think so. [Eats the pie]
Darrell
Get ready for an extra-special beatdown!
I know, I know. I’m your knight in shining armor. The best of the best. The biceps and the triceps…
Hyah! Hyah! [Darrell falls to the ground]
Rad, you’re missing the action!
[Sets K.O. down] All right, I’m coming. [Hovers] Yeesh.
[Thinking] I spend all my time with cool heroes at the plaza now, but I’m still getting thrashed by Darrells? Why can’t I be strong like Rad and Enid? And how could I call myself a hero when I can’t even shoot a powerfist when I need it?
Darrell
Miss me, losers?
We didn’t miss you. We hit you. A lot. Remember?
[Laughs] Whoa! Good one, Enid. Did you get that, K.O.? [Notices K.O. wasn’t in the shot] K.O.?
Darrell
[Laughs] Oh, boy. I set you up for that one. It’s cool, though. ‘Cause this time… [Laughs] Oh, just wait. [Turns into a bigger version of himself] This time, I’m gonna get the last laugh! [Launches out several weapons to use] Pretty impressive, huh? Lucky for me, though, I won’t even need to pull punches. [Gets a car and smashes it] Once this cannon charges up, just one blast, and your precious plaza will be obliterated! [Fires up cannon]
I think we might need to get some help for this one.
[Chuckles nervously] That’s another joke, right?
We’ll never make it back in time. Are you with me or not?
Darrell
This is it, Lakewood losers! [Enid and Rad prepares] Now… prepare to— [A mysterious figure slices Darrell in half and blows up]
Whoa. [Darrell’s parts falls out and shows K.O.’s alter-ego form, T.K.O.] Dude! That was amazing!
That’s putting it lightly. How did you do that, K.O.?
Darrell
Hey, Ernesto! Wanna join us?
I'm just gonna take this downtime to reeelaaax.
Darrell
Hmm, yeah. We haven't gotten any orders from Dad in a while.
Yeah, he mentioned something about not attacking the plaza for 24 hours or he'll get fired. [starts reading newspaper] Shame.
DSDarrell, Shannon, and Raymond
(gasps)
Darrell
24 hours?!
Darrell
Poor Dad! Maybe we should go check on him. Make sure he's okay?
SRShannon and Raymond
Yeah.
ENOUGH! Why are you all acting so...strange?
Darrell
Well, we know you're not allowed to attack the plaza for a whole day.
DSDarrell, Shannon, and Raymond
You must be truly hurting inside.
Stop! What are you trying to say here? That I'm obsessed?! That I have a...problem?
Uh, well, yeah. I mean, isn't attacking the plaza kinda, heh, the sole reason we exist?
Darrell
Yeah, yeah, I mean, come on.
Forget you guys! I don't have a problem! You know who has a problem? [points to Raymond] You with being nosy! I can, too, go a day without attacking the plaza! And I don't need your help to do it! I'll show you all! I'll show you! And I'll show you! And I'll definitely show you... [He disappears through a trapdoor in the floor.]
JJethro
[as he rolls by] I am Jethro!
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