K.O quotes from OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes

K.O.

Drink, sir? Drink, ma’am? Ma’am, would you like a drink? [Sees Carol looking attractive] Whoooa! [Throws the drinks away] You look so beautiful!

K.O.

I gotta get back to work.

K.O.

[last lines] Thank you for watching the show!

So, you're choosing the path of the hero, huh? I'm pretty heroic myself. Level 2, if you must know. [eats a chip; gets shocked by electricity]

K.O.

Well, anyway, thanks for your help, Rad. I better check out--

Oh, so you need photographic evidence of my righteous feats?

K.O.

Not now. I believe you--

If you insist. [shows photos on his phone] Here's one of me doing my famous power belly flop on a bad guy. And here's me getting the drop on the Chip Damage. Don't worry, we're cool now. [accidentally shows a photo of a kitten] And here's me--

K.O.

Aww. Who's the kitty?

Aah! [embarrassed] Uh, uh, she's nobody! It's nothing!

K.O.

What a cool guy.

K.O.

(Thinking) Man, Rad and Enid are on another level. I wanna work with them so bad, but I can't even do a cool power move. I can't give up. There must be some way I could convince them to give me another chance. Maybe if I brought them a giant cake, or if I let them hold my rarest Pow cards. Maybe if I wore a baseball cap backwards. [He pictures these scenarios in the clouds]

Excuse me. I couldn't help but notice your unemployment. You know these days if you wanna work at a place like Gar's, you gotta do something really special.

K.O.

(Disappointed) A résumé.

No, no, no, no. I'm talking something like... infiltrating Lord Boxman's lair and maybe, like, defeating him all by yourself.

K.O.

That's a good idea, so good that Rad and Enid will have to hire me and be my friends. [runs towards Boxmore] Thanks for the help, ominous stranger! You're the best!

Ch'yeah, obviously. (laughs evilly)

K.O.

Helper K.O., reporting for duty!

Enid

(chuckles) At ease, soldier. Helper K.O.! Your first mission... [K.O.'s eyes widen] here at Gar's is to...clean up the store. [Enid points to the closet full of cleaning equipment, with a sign on top that says "8 WAYS OF CLEANSING"]

K.O.

Wow! The ancient tools of the cleaning the floor! [K.O. stares in awe]

Enid

Now go! And save the bodega from the forces of dirt or something. [K.O. dashes off and suits up in an armor of cleaning supplies.]

K.O.

Dirt, today you breathe your last filthy breath! I swear on the honor of the bodega, I will vanquish you!

Dearie, can I pay for this in thousands of pennies?

K.O.

(laughs mischievously) Enid, Enid, Enid! All done! Anything else I can help you with?

Enid

Hmm. Ah! Sort through this penny dish... [pushes the penny dish to K.O.] and take out everything that isn't a penny. [K.O. looks inside the dish and sees a pen, a baseball, a throwing star, a teapot, and and onion with a face. He gasps and starts picking out things.] Boy, you sure love helping people, don't ya buddy?

K.O.

Well, sure! It's my job. And isn't that how everyone feels?

Enid

[with a quizzical expression] Help people...? Nope, not for me. Too much work, too little payoff. I'm good with just helping myself.

K.O.

Enid, I am going to help you!!

Enid

[jumped by K.O.] Ah! Excuse me?

K.O.

[As he stands proudly] As an official helper of Gar's Bodega, I am going to help you see how great it is to help people!

Enid

You'll never melt my icy heart.

K.O.

We'll just see about that! [K.O. runs off to help people.] Gotta be helpful! Gotta be helpful! (pants)

K.O.

On second thought, why don't you two distract Mr. Gar while I try to get my mom to recreate this photo?

Hmm!

Enid

Dah!

Mr. Gar

Radicles, Enid, any particular reason you're loitering so close to my office?

Enid

We...

Uh...

Enid

...were, uh...

Practicing a new dance!

Mr. Gar

Oh, really? Let me see it.

K.O.

[Thinking] Mr. Gar has a photo of my mom. I have so many questions, like what, when, why, and huh? But I don't have time for that. I've got to get this photo remade.

Carol

And one and two and punch!

K.O.

Mom! Mom, I need you to be young and hot again!

Carol

(chuckles nervously) Let's go ahead and take five, girls. [Gertie and Gladys leaves the Dojo.]

Ta-da! (Both panting, chuckling nervously)

Mr. Gar

(groans) I give it a 7.5.

7.5?!

Mr. Gar

Now, if you'll excuse me.

Aah!

Enid

Mr. Gar, wait! Hey, I, uh, saw someone in the magazine aisle for like 20 minutes.

Mr. Gar

A cheapskate?!

Carol

Mm. Ha! Here it is. But I don't think it's gonna fit, K.O. Bleh!

K.O.

But we got to get that pic!

Carol

Hmm. Mama's got an idea.

Mr. Gar

If you want to read monster truck books for free, then go to the library!

Eee! (screams)

Books!

Shh!

Mr. Gar

I will not have no tightwads in no store of mine. No, sir. Where was I? Oh, yes. Back to my perfect office.

Mr. Gar! Mr. Gar! I... forgot.. how to... mop? [grabs a mop] Please, oh, please, teach me how. [He scrapes the floor with the mop.]

Mr. Gar

Mm.

K.O.

My first solo mission-- another step on my heroic journey. I’ll earn Rad and Enid’s trust by destroying Boxman’s powerful robot and make everyone proud-- especially Mommy. All right, Jethro. You asked for it, and now you’re gonna get it.

I am Jethro.

K.O.

Not for long.

K.O.

(laughs) And so my journey continues. Huh? [An army of Jethros comes towards him] Brought your friends this time, eh?

I am Jethro. I am Jethro. I am Jethro.

K.O.

Wait, so you’re all Jethro? That doesn’t make sense! [Enrages then starting running to the army of Jethros and destroys them one-by-one] Whew! I didn’t realize becoming a hero meant sweating so much. Oh, well. Jethro, and Jethro, and Jethro and the other two Jethros are now gone. Forever. [A bigger version of Jethro approaches]

I am Jethro.

My mom’s car! Aah! It’s totaled, man. She’s gonna kill me.

K.O.

I don’t get it. He just keeps coming. [A thought bubble with Rad pops up.]

Jethro’s perfect for you. He’s simple, and you’re simple. Simple, simple, simple.

K.O.

[Crumbles up the thought bubble] I’ll show you simple, you meanie. [Throws the crumble at Jethro]

I am Jethro.

K.O.

(sighs) Not for long. [K.O. is about to fight Jethro. Suddenly envisions himself as Jethro. K.O. feels that he can’t fight Jethro and stops his position] I just can’t do it.

I am Jethro.

K.O.

Do you know what my friend Rad says about us? That we’re simple.

I am Jethro.

K.O.

Is that how Lord Boxman treats you? Like you’re some dumb kid? Like you’re not worth anything? Do people underestimate you, too?

I am Jethro.

K.O.

Well, I am K.O.. And maybe Rad was right. You and I are a lot alike. So I don’t think I can’t clobber you. [Once Jethro meets K.O.’s foot, he suddenly falls apart.] Poop.

Oh!

My dad’s car! [Runs off to it]

I am Mega-Jethro.

Enid

Bye. [goes back in the store, unamused]

K.O.

See, I told you. Jethro’s a way-more complicated enemy than you thought.

Pfft, child’s play. It’s Jethro. He’s still simple, and you’re still simple. [K.O. is angry at him] I’m so sure of it, I’ll tag along with you 'cause the only thing I love more than being proved right is proving other people wrong.

I am Mega-Jethro.

K.O.

Jethro, don’t do this! You’ve got to stop!

I am Mega-Jethro.

K.O.

Oh, sorry. Mega-Jeth-- Mega-Jethro, don’t do this! You’ve got to stop!

(laughs) Looks just like your head, K.O..

K.O.

You-- You shouldn’t underestimate us! I mean him. There’s probably a super-tough puzzle we need to solve to get…

Oh! Ahh! Ow! Aah!

[examining his dad’s smashed car] Well, this doesn’t seem too bad. Yeah, it’s gonna be okay. I can totally fix this.

Sweet, we’re moving away from the plaza now. Let’s bounce, squirt. Uh, squirt? Squirt!

K.O.

Oh. Coming!

Lord Boxman

Gah! Blast! What is happening out there? [Turns around and sees Mega-Jethro approaching close to his factory] Poop. [Mega-Jethro makes an impact with the factory, setting off an explosion.]

Too easy.

This is Action News 52, bringing you your daily dose of action news!

[Kicks a door out] Action! Hup! This is Dynamite Watkins, comin’ at you live in the heart of the neutral zone. We’re here in front of Gar’s bodega, where a crowd has gathered to see the newcomer hero with a power level of 100. You heard me, level 100! And here is the famed hero himself, K.O.! How does it feel being the most powerful being in the plaza-- possibly the world!

K.O.

Well, I always knew I would be a great hero some day, but I didn’t think it would happen after only a week! Guess I’m just that good!

And how do your friends and family feel about this newfound power of yours?

Enid

[Enid and Rad tries to get in the way] Make way, coming though! Move it, jerk! Not to brag, but me and K.O. go way back to the beginning of the week. N.B.D.

And I sort of act as K.O.’s best friend/life coach/older brother figure. We’re really close.

K.O.! Can i have your autograph?!

K.O.

Ha, sure kid. [Signs Potato’s book] [Thinking] Wow, being level 100 is so cool. [Signs another book] Everyone loves me and I feel so important! [Signs Brandon’s arm] I can’t wait to put my amazing skills to the test and some dastardly foe! [Signs another book] And who should I make this out to?

Lord Boxman

Lord Boxman.

K.O.

[Continues to sign] Lord… Boxm-- Lord Boxman!

Lord Boxman

So, you’re the little twerp claiming to be level 100. Ha! Impossible!

K.O.

Oh, yeah? If I weren’t a level 100, how else would i have kicked your butt all week?

Lord Boxman

Well, that was… on purpose! I lost to you on purpose, yes, as a… as a prank on you! So… ha! Anyway, [pulls out a remote] today I have something specially prepared that only a true level 100 hero could handle. Much stronger than anything you’ve yet faced. [A Boxmore box falls from the sky, revealing a giant Darrell.] Say hello to my latest creation. I call him, Big Darrell. I’ve upped him to be level negative 100! Ba-ha-ha!

Oh! This is bad!

Enid

K.O., this thing is really powerful. Yeah bud, maybe we should call Mr.-- mph!

K.O.

[Shoves his Pow Card to Rad’s mouth] Heh. Trust me, guys, this will be easy for a level 100 like me. Just try not to get in the way. you really think this bucket of bolts will be able to stop me? Heh. i stomped you once and I’ll stomp you again, Lord Buttman!

K.O.! K.O.! K.O.! K.O.!

K.O.

Here we are!

A token machine?

K.O.

We’re just .25 technos away from your cotton pooter disc. Lemme just grab a coin! [While opening his pocket, some moths fly out.] No! My moth collection! No, come back! [Dendy opens the back of the token machine.] Uhh! [Catches the moth] Gotcha, you little scamp! Guess we’ll need another way-- [Dendy moves a wire.] Dendy? Dendy?! [Tokens start spewing out of the machine.] Whoa, guess we didn’t need coins after all.

These tokens should meet our needs.

K.O.

You’re always a step ahead of people, huh?

I do walk quickly, yes.

K.O.

No, I mean, like, you kinda just do things in your own way. It’s kinda weird! But it’s kinda really cool, too?

[Smiles] Now, the final item I need is a glorb. [Shows hologram] The simplest course of action would be to return to the roboto barber, tear open his interior circuits and extract it by force.

K.O.

Whoa, wait! You can’t hurt Mr. Logic!

Oh, but how do we acquire a glorb without a robot?

K.O.

Well, we fight a ton of bad robots around here, and after, we toss ‘em in an alley out back!

Hmm. Very well. To the alloy!

K.O.

Alley.

To the alley!

K.O.

I can’t even tell what direction we started from!

You don’t gotta worry about that with me guiding ya! [Passes through vines] Watch your head.

K.O.

Oh. (chuckles)

Enid

Uh, vines? Rad, are you sure this is the right-- Hey! Check out these Gloops!

K.O.

Weird!

Enid

Hey, Rad, is it okay to touch these things?!

Sure.

Enid

Ooh! (screams) What the heck, dude?! I almost lost my favorite hand!

Oh! I thought you meant, uh, emotionally touch-- like tell it a sad story or something. Yeah, you shouldn’t physically touch these things.

K.O.

Wow! Rad really knows his stuff!

All right, all right, all right. [Starts handing the food to the customers] We got one order of the Joe and Macaroni, one Sypros Platter, and one Gnocchi Gnocchi Panic.

K.O.

Man, it all looks so delicious.

I recommend the Dragon Dragon Burrito. [Burps out dragons]

K.O.

(laughs) I really want to try that, but the burgs and potato wedges also look really good. Hmm.

(clears throat)

K.O.

So, wedges, I think. Oh, maybe--

(clears throat loudly) Hmph! Take your time. It’s cool. It’s not like anybody is waiting.

K.O.

Ah, thank goodness. I was worried I was taking too long.

Great. We got a real genius here.

K.O.

Aww! Thanks for the compliment.

Dude, K.O., you’re not getting complimented. You’re getting zinged.

K.O.

(gasps) What? No! What should I do?

Zing him back. A true hero never backs down. They fight fire… [Eats the burrito and breathes fires] with fire.

K.O.

Even firefighters?

Yes. They use blowtorches.

(chuckles) What are you looking at, neeeeeeeeeeeeerd? [The NERD text shoots out from his mouth while K.O. dodges it.] (laughs)

K.O.

Well, it takes one to know one! [K.O. shoots out text from his mouth hitting Chameleon Jr.]

Oh yeah? [Shouts out text once more]

K.O.

[Punches the YEAH text] Yeeeeeaaah! [The Yeah text pushes Chameleon’s Jr.’s gang.] (sighs)

(growls) Oh, it’s on, now. I challenge you to a clash of fists!

K.O.

Bring on the fire, jerko. I’ll torch you like a creme brulee.

(laughs)

Nice.

(laughs)

(growls) Well, m-m-my dad can beat up your dad!

K.O.

(laughs) Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can… My dad can… I don’t have a dad.

K.O.

But I have a mom that can beat up anybody!

Whew.

Then it’s on. 3:00 sharp, roof of the plaza.

K.O.

We’ll be there. My mom is gonna love this.

Carol

I hate this, K.O.. I am very disappointed in you. You’re grounded.