Mr. Gar quotes from OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes

Mr. Gar

[Slides through Carol’s sight] Hello, Carol. How you-- are you doing?

K.O.

On second thought, why don't you two distract Mr. Gar while I try to get my mom to recreate this photo?

Hmm!

Enid

Dah!

Mr. Gar

Radicles, Enid, any particular reason you're loitering so close to my office?

Enid

We...

Uh...

Enid

...were, uh...

Practicing a new dance!

Mr. Gar

Oh, really? Let me see it.

K.O.

[Thinking] Mr. Gar has a photo of my mom. I have so many questions, like what, when, why, and huh? But I don't have time for that. I've got to get this photo remade.

Carol

And one and two and punch!

K.O.

Mom! Mom, I need you to be young and hot again!

Carol

(chuckles nervously) Let's go ahead and take five, girls. [Gertie and Gladys leaves the Dojo.]

Ta-da! (Both panting, chuckling nervously)

Mr. Gar

(groans) I give it a 7.5.

7.5?!

Mr. Gar

Now, if you'll excuse me.

Aah!

Enid

Mr. Gar, wait! Hey, I, uh, saw someone in the magazine aisle for like 20 minutes.

Mr. Gar

A cheapskate?!

Carol

Mm. Ha! Here it is. But I don't think it's gonna fit, K.O. Bleh!

K.O.

But we got to get that pic!

Carol

Hmm. Mama's got an idea.

Mr. Gar

If you want to read monster truck books for free, then go to the library!

Eee! (screams)

Books!

Shh!

Mr. Gar

I will not have no tightwads in no store of mine. No, sir. Where was I? Oh, yes. Back to my perfect office.

Mr. Gar! Mr. Gar! I... forgot.. how to... mop? [grabs a mop] Please, oh, please, teach me how. [He scrapes the floor with the mop.]

Mr. Gar

Mm.

Darrell

(laughs maniacally)

Enid

You're going down, Darrell!

Mr. Gar

You've messed with the plaza for the last time, bucket of bolts! And you can send that message to Lord Boxman!

Enid

First class!

Signed, sealed, and delivered!

K.O.

Yeah! In an envelope!

Mr. Gar

Thanks for the backup on that trash talk, team.

K.O.

Our boss is the dang coolest.

Uh huh.

Enid

Totally.

Mr. Gar

Don't just lay there impressed! Drop and give me twenty!

K.O.

Uh, twenty whats, sir?

Mr. Gar

Twenty...everything!

1, 2. 1, 2. 1, 2...

Enid

M-Mr. Gar, I--

Mr. Gar

Enid, I'm gonna teach you a very important lesson.

(chuckles) Yeah! That the customer is always-- Huh?

Mr. Gar

We're all out of wheel polish!! Sorry we can't help you!! Thank you for shopping at Gar's!!

Mr. Gar, Mr. Gar!

Mr. Gar

Huh?!

There's this new game at the arcade called "The Face of Fear". It makes you face your biggest fears, and adjusts your fear resistance stat depending on how well you do! Look how fearless we've become. [shows Mr. Gar his and K.O.'s Pow Cards]

Mr. Gar

10? 15? (growls) You kids and your videos game, pah! I never needed some cockamamie machine to help me face my own fears.

K.O.

What's your fear resistance, Mr. Gar? I bet it's pretty high.

Mr. Gar

I haven't checked in a while, it's probably through the roof by now... [pulls out his Pow Card and checks his stats] It's...8?!

8?!

Mr. Gar

This is absurd! I-I guess I haven't updated it in a while... Not since I left P.O.I.- (laughs nervously) What I mean to say was, there'd be no point in me checking, since I'm impervious to fear. Heh, heh.

Enid

Then I guess you wouldn't be afraid of playing the game and updating your info?

Mr. Gar

Heh...

K.O.

Dendy! Dendy, Dendy, Dendy, Dendy! We got... we got problems!

Hmm. I understand your predicament. (pointing to Gar) Mr. Gar here is overcompensating for his receding hairline with muscles.

Mr. Gar

(angrily) Hey!

(pointing to Rad) Rad is pretending to be super macho, even though he's a big softy.

(embarrassed) Th-That's not true!

(pointing to the broken mop) We have a cleaning apparatus with a tacky design.

(pointing to Enid who is acting indifferent while picking her nose) Or perhaps, is it how Enid acts super cool because she's internally struggling with her identity.

Enid

(embarrassed and puffing her cheeks out) Uh, uh, uh... Absolutely not!

Hmm. Ah, it must be-

Mr. Gar

The dang mop is malfunctioning!