Brandon quotes from OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes

K.O.

My first solo mission-- another step on my heroic journey. I’ll earn Rad and Enid’s trust by destroying Boxman’s powerful robot and make everyone proud-- especially Mommy. All right, Jethro. You asked for it, and now you’re gonna get it.

I am Jethro.

K.O.

Not for long.

K.O.

(laughs) And so my journey continues. Huh? [An army of Jethros comes towards him] Brought your friends this time, eh?

I am Jethro. I am Jethro. I am Jethro.

K.O.

Wait, so you’re all Jethro? That doesn’t make sense! [Enrages then starting running to the army of Jethros and destroys them one-by-one] Whew! I didn’t realize becoming a hero meant sweating so much. Oh, well. Jethro, and Jethro, and Jethro and the other two Jethros are now gone. Forever. [A bigger version of Jethro approaches]

I am Jethro.

My mom’s car! Aah! It’s totaled, man. She’s gonna kill me.

K.O.

I don’t get it. He just keeps coming. [A thought bubble with Rad pops up.]

Jethro’s perfect for you. He’s simple, and you’re simple. Simple, simple, simple.

K.O.

[Crumbles up the thought bubble] I’ll show you simple, you meanie. [Throws the crumble at Jethro]

I am Jethro.

K.O.

(sighs) Not for long. [K.O. is about to fight Jethro. Suddenly envisions himself as Jethro. K.O. feels that he can’t fight Jethro and stops his position] I just can’t do it.

I am Jethro.

K.O.

Do you know what my friend Rad says about us? That we’re simple.

I am Jethro.

K.O.

Is that how Lord Boxman treats you? Like you’re some dumb kid? Like you’re not worth anything? Do people underestimate you, too?

I am Jethro.

K.O.

Well, I am K.O.. And maybe Rad was right. You and I are a lot alike. So I don’t think I can’t clobber you. [Once Jethro meets K.O.’s foot, he suddenly falls apart.] Poop.

Oh!

My dad’s car! [Runs off to it]

I am Mega-Jethro.

Enid

Bye. [goes back in the store, unamused]

K.O.

See, I told you. Jethro’s a way-more complicated enemy than you thought.

Pfft, child’s play. It’s Jethro. He’s still simple, and you’re still simple. [K.O. is angry at him] I’m so sure of it, I’ll tag along with you 'cause the only thing I love more than being proved right is proving other people wrong.

I am Mega-Jethro.

K.O.

Jethro, don’t do this! You’ve got to stop!

I am Mega-Jethro.

K.O.

Oh, sorry. Mega-Jeth-- Mega-Jethro, don’t do this! You’ve got to stop!

(laughs) Looks just like your head, K.O..

K.O.

You-- You shouldn’t underestimate us! I mean him. There’s probably a super-tough puzzle we need to solve to get…

Oh! Ahh! Ow! Aah!

[examining his dad’s smashed car] Well, this doesn’t seem too bad. Yeah, it’s gonna be okay. I can totally fix this.

Sweet, we’re moving away from the plaza now. Let’s bounce, squirt. Uh, squirt? Squirt!

K.O.

Oh. Coming!

Lord Boxman

Gah! Blast! What is happening out there? [Turns around and sees Mega-Jethro approaching close to his factory] Poop. [Mega-Jethro makes an impact with the factory, setting off an explosion.]

Too easy.

K.O.

What’s that?!

Whoa!

Greetings, Lakewood Plaze! Elodie has arrived!

Elodie! Elodie!

Sign my chest!

K.O.

Wow! It’s really Elodie. [gets his Elodie Pow Card out] She goes to POINT Prep Academy. They only allow the best of the best. Gee. I want to apply there someday.

Enid

Huh? [slides off the counter and wears a disguise and read a magazine]

Thank you. Just passing through my favorite hero shop to sign some autographs!

[sees Enid in the photo] (gasps) [Tosses the photo] Enid.

Enid

Elodie.

Is this what you’ve been up to all this time? Oh, how... quaint. [Crowd grabs her as they chant her name] Well, toodles!

Enid

Grrrr! (gags) I’m taking a break. I’ll be out back. [she vanishes and a log with shades takes her place]

K.O.

Rad, do you know what’s going on?

Almost never.

K.O.

Something’s wrong with Enid. Elodie showed up, and she started acting all funny.

Well, there’s only one way to find out. We just got to ask her until she tells us. Trust me, K.O.. Subtlety is my middle name. [enters the break room] Hey, Enid! What’s the deal with you and Elodie?! [Enid smacks him offscreen] Unh! [he crashes into a pile of boxes while a small dinosaur appears]

K.O.

[Thinking] Hmm. Maybe it’d be better to ask Elodie about this.

(sighs) Here we are again, fearing for our lives, framing-- [Grabs the helmet] gah-- junk. I like hanging out with you all the time, but don’t you ever feel… trapped?

Speak for yourself! Despite the couple wackos, this place rules! Plus, it’s like the easiest job in the world!

Is it, though?

Yeah! Everything’s easy with you around! Now, let’s get to work… after I take a nap.

Huh? [Brandon hops on the counter with newspapers to nap.] Now? [Brandon snores] But we gotta frame Mad Sam’s helmet! I just don’t get paid enough for any of this! Look at him… so peaceful. Not a care in the world. Must be nice to be so willfully complacent. Huh?

"25 more pennies an hour"? This could be just what I need to get out of this funk. Watching Brandon sleep can be fun sometimes, but maybe it’s time for me to move up in the world! Sorry, Brandon, but I’ve gotta get that job!

Well, let’s see. Special skills. Uh… Framing proficien--Ugh, no, that’s dumb. Does magic count as a special skill? [A clang sound is heard.] Maybe I should-- [Another clang sound is heard.] Wha-- [And another. RMS' head is enveloped in purple flames.] Ooh, my geez, why?! What are you doing?!

I’m trying to get Mad Sam’s helmet in this display case. [Slams the helmet]

Ugh! [Brandon slams again] You’re driving me nuts! Brandon, my dude, I love you, but I’m so glad I’m applying for a new job.

New job?!

Yep! And with the extra 25 pennies a week, it’ll only take me, like… 2,000 years to become a millionaire! And once I have that much money, I’ll be able to do the things I always dreamed of.

Here ya go.

Ahh!

So you’re just gonna turn your back on all the cool stuff we do here? Like when we duct-taped each other to the walls? Or that time I took all your bones and hid them around the store.

I didn’t like when you did that! I need my bones.

Well, what about the time we thought we were level 100 and fought Big Darrell. [Imagines fighting Big Darrell]

That was K.O..

Okay, well, still… our jobs are great! Think about how sweet our future will be, working here together, forever. [Echos] Forever… forever… forever.

Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!

(shudders) [He checks his phone to see Drupe messaging him.] Mm. Come on. Drupe picked up some sour candy.

Oh, whoo! Whoo, whoo, whoo!