Rad quotes from OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes

So, you're choosing the path of the hero, huh? I'm pretty heroic myself. Level 2, if you must know. [eats a chip; gets shocked by electricity]

K.O.

Well, anyway, thanks for your help, Rad. I better check out--

Oh, so you need photographic evidence of my righteous feats?

K.O.

Not now. I believe you--

If you insist. [shows photos on his phone] Here's one of me doing my famous power belly flop on a bad guy. And here's me getting the drop on the Chip Damage. Don't worry, we're cool now. [accidentally shows a photo of a kitten] And here's me--

K.O.

Aww. Who's the kitty?

Aah! [embarrassed] Uh, uh, she's nobody! It's nothing!

K.O.

What a cool guy.

K.O.

On second thought, why don't you two distract Mr. Gar while I try to get my mom to recreate this photo?

Hmm!

Enid

Dah!

Mr. Gar

Radicles, Enid, any particular reason you're loitering so close to my office?

Enid

We...

Uh...

Enid

...were, uh...

Practicing a new dance!

Mr. Gar

Oh, really? Let me see it.

K.O.

[Thinking] Mr. Gar has a photo of my mom. I have so many questions, like what, when, why, and huh? But I don't have time for that. I've got to get this photo remade.

Carol

And one and two and punch!

K.O.

Mom! Mom, I need you to be young and hot again!

Carol

(chuckles nervously) Let's go ahead and take five, girls. [Gertie and Gladys leaves the Dojo.]

Ta-da! (Both panting, chuckling nervously)

Mr. Gar

(groans) I give it a 7.5.

7.5?!

Mr. Gar

Now, if you'll excuse me.

Aah!

Enid

Mr. Gar, wait! Hey, I, uh, saw someone in the magazine aisle for like 20 minutes.

Mr. Gar

A cheapskate?!

Carol

Mm. Ha! Here it is. But I don't think it's gonna fit, K.O. Bleh!

K.O.

But we got to get that pic!

Carol

Hmm. Mama's got an idea.

Mr. Gar

If you want to read monster truck books for free, then go to the library!

Eee! (screams)

Books!

Shh!

Mr. Gar

I will not have no tightwads in no store of mine. No, sir. Where was I? Oh, yes. Back to my perfect office.

Mr. Gar! Mr. Gar! I... forgot.. how to... mop? [grabs a mop] Please, oh, please, teach me how. [He scrapes the floor with the mop.]

Mr. Gar

Mm.

K.O.

My first solo mission-- another step on my heroic journey. I’ll earn Rad and Enid’s trust by destroying Boxman’s powerful robot and make everyone proud-- especially Mommy. All right, Jethro. You asked for it, and now you’re gonna get it.

I am Jethro.

K.O.

Not for long.

K.O.

(laughs) And so my journey continues. Huh? [An army of Jethros comes towards him] Brought your friends this time, eh?

I am Jethro. I am Jethro. I am Jethro.

K.O.

Wait, so you’re all Jethro? That doesn’t make sense! [Enrages then starting running to the army of Jethros and destroys them one-by-one] Whew! I didn’t realize becoming a hero meant sweating so much. Oh, well. Jethro, and Jethro, and Jethro and the other two Jethros are now gone. Forever. [A bigger version of Jethro approaches]

I am Jethro.

My mom’s car! Aah! It’s totaled, man. She’s gonna kill me.

K.O.

I don’t get it. He just keeps coming. [A thought bubble with Rad pops up.]

Jethro’s perfect for you. He’s simple, and you’re simple. Simple, simple, simple.

K.O.

[Crumbles up the thought bubble] I’ll show you simple, you meanie. [Throws the crumble at Jethro]

I am Jethro.

K.O.

(sighs) Not for long. [K.O. is about to fight Jethro. Suddenly envisions himself as Jethro. K.O. feels that he can’t fight Jethro and stops his position] I just can’t do it.

I am Jethro.

K.O.

Do you know what my friend Rad says about us? That we’re simple.

I am Jethro.

K.O.

Is that how Lord Boxman treats you? Like you’re some dumb kid? Like you’re not worth anything? Do people underestimate you, too?

I am Jethro.

K.O.

Well, I am K.O.. And maybe Rad was right. You and I are a lot alike. So I don’t think I can’t clobber you. [Once Jethro meets K.O.’s foot, he suddenly falls apart.] Poop.

Oh!

My dad’s car! [Runs off to it]

I am Mega-Jethro.

Enid

Bye. [goes back in the store, unamused]

K.O.

See, I told you. Jethro’s a way-more complicated enemy than you thought.

Pfft, child’s play. It’s Jethro. He’s still simple, and you’re still simple. [K.O. is angry at him] I’m so sure of it, I’ll tag along with you 'cause the only thing I love more than being proved right is proving other people wrong.

I am Mega-Jethro.

K.O.

Jethro, don’t do this! You’ve got to stop!

I am Mega-Jethro.

K.O.

Oh, sorry. Mega-Jeth-- Mega-Jethro, don’t do this! You’ve got to stop!

(laughs) Looks just like your head, K.O..

K.O.

You-- You shouldn’t underestimate us! I mean him. There’s probably a super-tough puzzle we need to solve to get…

Oh! Ahh! Ow! Aah!

[examining his dad’s smashed car] Well, this doesn’t seem too bad. Yeah, it’s gonna be okay. I can totally fix this.

Sweet, we’re moving away from the plaza now. Let’s bounce, squirt. Uh, squirt? Squirt!

K.O.

Oh. Coming!

Lord Boxman

Gah! Blast! What is happening out there? [Turns around and sees Mega-Jethro approaching close to his factory] Poop. [Mega-Jethro makes an impact with the factory, setting off an explosion.]

Too easy.

This is Action News 52, bringing you your daily dose of action news!

[Kicks a door out] Action! Hup! This is Dynamite Watkins, comin’ at you live in the heart of the neutral zone. We’re here in front of Gar’s bodega, where a crowd has gathered to see the newcomer hero with a power level of 100. You heard me, level 100! And here is the famed hero himself, K.O.! How does it feel being the most powerful being in the plaza-- possibly the world!

K.O.

Well, I always knew I would be a great hero some day, but I didn’t think it would happen after only a week! Guess I’m just that good!

And how do your friends and family feel about this newfound power of yours?

Enid

[Enid and Rad tries to get in the way] Make way, coming though! Move it, jerk! Not to brag, but me and K.O. go way back to the beginning of the week. N.B.D.

And I sort of act as K.O.’s best friend/life coach/older brother figure. We’re really close.

K.O.! Can i have your autograph?!

K.O.

Ha, sure kid. [Signs Potato’s book] [Thinking] Wow, being level 100 is so cool. [Signs another book] Everyone loves me and I feel so important! [Signs Brandon’s arm] I can’t wait to put my amazing skills to the test and some dastardly foe! [Signs another book] And who should I make this out to?

Lord Boxman

Lord Boxman.

K.O.

[Continues to sign] Lord… Boxm-- Lord Boxman!

Lord Boxman

So, you’re the little twerp claiming to be level 100. Ha! Impossible!

K.O.

Oh, yeah? If I weren’t a level 100, how else would i have kicked your butt all week?

Lord Boxman

Well, that was… on purpose! I lost to you on purpose, yes, as a… as a prank on you! So… ha! Anyway, [pulls out a remote] today I have something specially prepared that only a true level 100 hero could handle. Much stronger than anything you’ve yet faced. [A Boxmore box falls from the sky, revealing a giant Darrell.] Say hello to my latest creation. I call him, Big Darrell. I’ve upped him to be level negative 100! Ba-ha-ha!

Oh! This is bad!

Enid

K.O., this thing is really powerful. Yeah bud, maybe we should call Mr.-- mph!

K.O.

[Shoves his Pow Card to Rad’s mouth] Heh. Trust me, guys, this will be easy for a level 100 like me. Just try not to get in the way. you really think this bucket of bolts will be able to stop me? Heh. i stomped you once and I’ll stomp you again, Lord Buttman!

K.O.! K.O.! K.O.! K.O.!

K.O.

I can’t even tell what direction we started from!

You don’t gotta worry about that with me guiding ya! [Passes through vines] Watch your head.

K.O.

Oh. (chuckles)

Enid

Uh, vines? Rad, are you sure this is the right-- Hey! Check out these Gloops!

K.O.

Weird!

Enid

Hey, Rad, is it okay to touch these things?!

Sure.

Enid

Ooh! (screams) What the heck, dude?! I almost lost my favorite hand!

Oh! I thought you meant, uh, emotionally touch-- like tell it a sad story or something. Yeah, you shouldn’t physically touch these things.

K.O.

Wow! Rad really knows his stuff!

All right, all right, all right. [Starts handing the food to the customers] We got one order of the Joe and Macaroni, one Sypros Platter, and one Gnocchi Gnocchi Panic.

K.O.

Man, it all looks so delicious.

I recommend the Dragon Dragon Burrito. [Burps out dragons]

K.O.

(laughs) I really want to try that, but the burgs and potato wedges also look really good. Hmm.

(clears throat)

K.O.

So, wedges, I think. Oh, maybe--

(clears throat loudly) Hmph! Take your time. It’s cool. It’s not like anybody is waiting.

K.O.

Ah, thank goodness. I was worried I was taking too long.

Great. We got a real genius here.

K.O.

Aww! Thanks for the compliment.

Dude, K.O., you’re not getting complimented. You’re getting zinged.

K.O.

(gasps) What? No! What should I do?

Zing him back. A true hero never backs down. They fight fire… [Eats the burrito and breathes fires] with fire.

K.O.

Even firefighters?

Yes. They use blowtorches.

(chuckles) What are you looking at, neeeeeeeeeeeeerd? [The NERD text shoots out from his mouth while K.O. dodges it.] (laughs)

K.O.

Well, it takes one to know one! [K.O. shoots out text from his mouth hitting Chameleon Jr.]

Oh yeah? [Shouts out text once more]

K.O.

[Punches the YEAH text] Yeeeeeaaah! [The Yeah text pushes Chameleon’s Jr.’s gang.] (sighs)

(growls) Oh, it’s on, now. I challenge you to a clash of fists!

K.O.

Bring on the fire, jerko. I’ll torch you like a creme brulee.

(laughs)

Nice.

(laughs)

(growls) Well, m-m-my dad can beat up your dad!

K.O.

(laughs) Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can… My dad can… I don’t have a dad.

K.O.

But I have a mom that can beat up anybody!

Whew.

Then it’s on. 3:00 sharp, roof of the plaza.

K.O.

We’ll be there. My mom is gonna love this.

Carol

I hate this, K.O.. I am very disappointed in you. You’re grounded.

K.O.

Rap battle? Are we supposed to punch each other with rhymes?

More or less. Gimme a beat, Enid!

Enid

No, thanks.

Aw, man, come on.

Enid

(sighs) Fine. [Puts on her DJ outfit and flips the counter to her DJ set. Plays music.]

Yeah, I can work with that. All right, imposter, get ready, ‘cause this ends here.

Enid

Hey! Careful with my gear!

[Picks up mic] Sorry, Enid.

Enid

That’s right you are.

K.O.

Uh, Enid, do you know “Wash Your Hands”?

Enid

I’ll see what I can do, K.O.. Knock em dead! [Replaces a disk with a new one. Plays a new song.]

K.O.

Oh, cool. All right, here goes nothin’.

(snickers)

K.O.

♪Lather ‘em up with a little bit of soap♪

[Grabs mic from K.O.] Listen, imposter. I don’t babysit or do yoga, and I definitely don’t like snuggling kittens.

K.O.

I don’t understand. That all seems like cool stuff to me.

But Rad would never find that stuff cool. And even if he did, Rad wouldn’t be ready to share those things about himself. If you really were Rad, you’d know that.

K.O.

Oh. Gah! You got me! All that stuff I rapped about was lies. I was, uh, trying to embarrass you. Yeah. Isn’t that what rapping battles are all about?

I guess. Uh, yeah! Yeah, you’re right!

K.O.

Well, I guess my little plan didn’t work. You’re the real Rad-- [Hands name tag to Rad and puts it on] tough, cool, and totally one-dimensional.

Enid

[Record scratches] All right, I’m bored. Everybody out. [Her DJ set turns back to a counter; she changes her outfit and listens to her music.]

K.O.

(groans, sighs) Rad, I'm too small!

Why not try some of this candy? [Throws the candy to K.O.] Just got 'em in. Check out the wrapper. [K.O. catches the candy] It's a little guy turning into a big guy. So they'll probably make you big.

K.O.

Big?

Not that I ever need that junk, though. (chuckles) 'Cause I'm so huge already.

K.O.

I trust you, big friend! [Eats the candy]

Well, that was a du--.

K.O.

Whoo! [Picks up the box and places it on the shelf.] Wow, just like that.

I can't believe that actually worked. [Leaves]

K.O.

This is perfect. So maybe I'm not a Gargantuan, but I'm definitely more than Megahugeman. And that's good enough for me. [Looks at the packages of the candy.]

[Reads a magazine and gets startled of K.O.'s growing limbs] Aah!

Enid

[On her phone and also gets startled of K.O.'s growing limbs] Aah! Rad, what the heck is going...? K.O.? [K.O. grows to become a giant and eventually damages the roof of the store.] Whoa. I am not cleaning this up.

Looking good, buddy!

Enid

He may look good, but we won't when Mr. Gar sees his store is destroyed.

Oh, good point. Never mind, K.O. You look like crud!

Enid

[Covers Rad's mouth with her hand] K.O., why are you so big?

K.O.

(chuckles) I ate some of this weird candy. [Drops a bunch of candy.] Green ones make you big.

Enid

Uh, is there one that can make you small again?

Yeah. I don't know about that. None of these look super-promising.

K.O.

Don't worry, guys. I won't be needing to get small again. That's the old K.O. Now I'm finally what I've wanted to be ever since I was little-- just this morning-- [Stretches his arms and jumps up and damage the roof once more.] Huge!

K.O.

Yeah, maybe working here isn’t the right thing to help you right now.

[His work vest disappears with flames] Oh. [Alarm goes off] Huh? What’s going on?!

K.O.

[carries Joe Cuppa] You’re gonna love this! Nothing cheers me up more than beating up bad guys! [Throws him out the window.]

Enid

Psst, Joe. Prepare to intimidate.

Like this? (chuckles)

Enid

Intimidate not intimate!

Welcome, plazoids! It’s me-- Shannon!

Enid

Yeah, we know it’s you, Shannon.

You can’t say welcome! You came here! Plus , you’re not welcome, like, at all. Go away.

[chuckles] I’m welcoming you… [releases her weapons] TO YOUR DEMISE!

Whoa! Would you look at the time.

[Holds her blade in front of Joe Cuppa] Hold up! Is this a new addition to your little ensemble? [Stretches her head out] Looks a little… pathetique. [Joe Cuppa whimpers] He fits right in! [transforms into a hammer and smashes the ground.]

Whoa! [Joe Cuppa fell to the ground with coffee spilled.] Joe?!

Hold that pose! [takes pictures] I gotta show H.Q. how hard I am crushing you right now.

[sighs] Listen, guys, I’m just your average Joe. I ain’t got powers like you. I’m no hero, that’s for sure.

No powers?! Pfff! [looks into Joe Cuppa’s head.] There’s gotta be something in th-- [finds a mouth and screams] Oh, that’s where your mouth is! That’s super disgusting!

Darrell

(laughs maniacally)

Enid

You're going down, Darrell!

Mr. Gar

You've messed with the plaza for the last time, bucket of bolts! And you can send that message to Lord Boxman!

Enid

First class!

Signed, sealed, and delivered!

K.O.

Yeah! In an envelope!

Mr. Gar

Thanks for the backup on that trash talk, team.

K.O.

Our boss is the dang coolest.

Uh huh.

Enid

Totally.

Mr. Gar

Don't just lay there impressed! Drop and give me twenty!

K.O.

Uh, twenty whats, sir?

Mr. Gar

Twenty...everything!

1, 2. 1, 2. 1, 2...

Enid

Well, that was a bunch of drivel.

Obviously a fabrication.

K.O.

Ha! Amazing!

Enid

K.O., you probably shouldn't listen to Crinkly Wrinkly.

K.O.

Why's that?

Enid

(points off-screen) Well...

Who's that?! You got a cane just like mine! (chuckles)