I found fifteen hairs in my shower drain this morning. I tell you this because you're my friends and I need you. For twelve years, every morning I have counted the hairs in my drain and there have never been more than five. Never more than five. Never !
For the last twelve years?
You say that like it's not normal.
Well that is because it's not normal.
What's not normal is a man of my vim and vigor going bald!
Sure, if you're Connery or Nicholson. Would you date a bald man?
I have dated men with thinning hair, yes.
Haha! Thinning hair, but not -- [makes squeaky noise] -- Baldy McBald. Hi, Special Agent Baldy McBald, want to go to Mount Baldy this weekend to do bald things? Bald!!
You two are being ridiculous. Everyone's hair thins. It's barely noticeable! It's not like you're going gray. [realizes Gibbs is standing behind her]
I'm so glad that wasn't me.
[to Gibbs] Gray can be sexy. [watches as Gibbs walks away to answer his phone and shoots Tony a dirty look]
Would you tell Tobias that I never meant to hurt him?
Oh yeah. He knows. I think.
I really liked him, but I never should have married him. I didn't love him. Just like you never loved me.
But the only woman you'll ever love is Shannon. You were my Shannon, Leroy. [walks away]
I'm not sure how to say this...
I do. Look, we are not your personal buddy-cop investigative service.
No, you're just my ex-husbands. And I need your help.
[Gibbs, Fornell and Diane are in the NCIS headquarters conference room]
Victor and I have a good relationship.
[Gibbs quietly smirks to himself]
He knows how to treat a woman. [Fornell looks at Gibbs] He's not afraid to show emotion like some people.
[sarcastically to Gibbs] She talking about us?
He's not some immature child that relates better to guns than to people...
[hands up] Okay, okay. We get it.
[...]
[Gibbs pauses the conversation and swings open the door to reveal a stunned Tony, Ziva and McGee eavesdropping]
Mrs. Sterling, I'm Director Vance. Rest assured my agents are doing everything possible to find your husband.
Thank you. Just make sure they keep me informed, too. [indicating McGee] Wasn't any fun trying to pry information out of Macaulay Culkin here.
[Gibbs and Fornell are interrogating Victor Sterling when Diane barges in]
[relieved] Diane, I am so glad to see you!
[angrily] You get the hell away from me! $2 million and I've been worrying about how to pay the mortgage?!
[Victor looks to Gibbs and Fornell for help]
When you have a lot of money, it's hard to tell who your friends are. And with women, it's even harder. So I took the cash, and I invested it, and I forgot about it. It's our nest egg, baby. I was gonna surprise you when I retired.
So basically you couldn't believe that I would love you if you were rich? You didn't trust me but you married me anyway?! I am going to make your life a living hell !
[Gibbs and Fornell trade a smirk.]
Diane... I'm okay, baby. I'm safe now.
[Diane melts and throws her arms around him, sobbing.]
It's okay, it's okay. I love you so much...
[Gibbs and Fornell trade a severely confused look.]
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