“Thirst” · Season 9, Episode 6
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (3), Ziva David (3), Timothy McGee (3), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (2), Ducky Mallard (1)
Ugh.
You know it's too early when there's no one even here to make coffee.
Does that mean you made some?
Oh yeah, and I made some nice muffins too. Get 'em while they're piping hot.
You should have got some on the way in.
Who had the time? I got the pre-dawn wake-up call after a 2:00 A.M. night, no less.
Anyone know what's up?
Oh hey, Timmy. Yeah, Gibbs wants to get a jump on Jimmy's bridal registry. Ziva's thinking his and hers salad tongs.
At the moment I can think of nothing but coffee.
The victim is a naval reservist. Lieutenant Jason Simms, 44, from Fairfax. Witnesses say he was swerving all over the road, clearly drunk, pulled off onto the shoulder over there.
Did you get a time?
A little over three hours ago.
Tony? [holds man's wristwatch up so Tony can take a photograph] 4:19 to be precise. The truck tapped his wrist, apparently.
Being drunk is one thing, but why would he have crossed the road?
Suppressing chicken joke in three, two --
[speaks to woman delivering office mail] Hey there, Jen. You know, you are doing a great job. Keep it up you'll be a special agent in no time.
A little young, Tony.
Ease up, Nanny McPheeble. I'm just giving the kid a little vote of confidence.
Yeah, McGee. If Tony was flirting he would be complimenting her blouse, not her work ethic.
See? Ziva knows.
What we just witnessed here was a pathetic attempt to cultivate new sources for office gossip.
That is completely unfair!
Life isn't fair, DiNozzo. That's why we're here.
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