What is going on?
I found fifteen hairs in my shower drain this morning. I tell you this because you're my friends and I need you. For twelve years, every morning I have counted the hairs in my drain and there have never been more than five. Never more than five. Never!
Every day?
For the last twelve years?
You say that like it's not normal.
Well that is because it's not normal.
What's not normal is a man of my vim and vigor going bald!
Well, bald can be sexy.
Sure, if you're Connery or Nicholson. Would you date a bald man?
I have dated men with thinning hair, yes.
Haha! Thinning hair, but not -- [makes squeaky noise] -- Baldy McBald. Hi, Special Agent Baldy McBald, want to go to Mount Baldy this weekend to do bald things? Bald!!
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