[Gibbs hits the computer in frustration when he can't log in to his e-mail]
Uh, Boss, I wouldn't do that. I just finished calibrating your-- [Gibbs hits the monitor again] ..monitors.
It was working fine until you touched it.
[goes to Gibbs' desk] All I did was tweaked the color gamma... Mind if I?... Probably just to restart your email clients... No, let me try this...
[McGee tries to fix the account but to no avail. Gibbs takes out a baseball bat and hits the computer with it.]
Boss, that's really not gonna help.
Well, it helps me.
[McGee accidentally spills Gibbs' coffee onto his desk]
Uh sorry Boss. [desperately trying to clean up the mess] Sorry. I'm sorry uh... how about you take mine. It's a double half-caf, Sumatra blend with a twist of lemon. [Gibbs storms off without a word] I'll have it fixed by the time you get back.
[Tony and Ziva arrive at work]
Morning, Boss. Like that shirt! [Gibbs storms past them without a word]
[to McGee] Hope you didn't break his computer. He doesn't like that thing even when it's working.
I should have listened to my horoscope. It said I should stay home today.
[laughs] Your horoscope?
What else did it say?
Avoid new relationships, which after last week is probably not a bad idea either. [looks up as Tony laughs] What's so funny?
Oh, just that you think you have a choice.
And that you read your horoscope.
Oh, just for fun, but it is interesting. I have been thinking about taking a break from dating for a while. [makes a face as Tony laughs again] Okay, now what's so funny?
Same thing.
Thanks for the support, Tony.
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