“Broken Bird” · Season 6, Episode 13
In this episode: Leroy Jethro Gibbs (3), Abby Sciuto (3), Ducky Mallard (3), Jimmy Palmer (3), Ziva David (2), Tony DiNozzo (1), Timothy McGee (1)
[seeing a large package on his desk] Oh, goody, they're here!
Goody? Who says goody?!
What is it?
[opens box, pulling out an old computer] This is my Mac SE. Got it for my eleventh birthday. [lovingly] She's my first!
This is going to get really strange, isn't it?
Going to?
You're very calm.
I am. If I keep going to Crazytown every time one of you gets hurt, I'm going to have to have my mail forwarded.
The last thing she said was "You killed my brother". Any idea why she would've said that?
Probably because I killed her brother.
Ducky!
Abby? Oh, how nice of you to visit.
Oh, they gave you morphine?
Just a drop.
Duck, can you tell me anything about the woman who attacked you?
My... my glasses?
[Gibbs puts them on.]
Oh, how nice of you to have held on to them while I went under the knife. Ironic, isn't it, that one knife should be the solution to... Mr. Palmer, would you please finish that thought for me?
Sure, doctor.
And you'll need to send for a replacement medical examiner. Uh, Jordan...
Dr. Hampton?
Yes. On my desk you'll find her number. While I myself lie here, getting much "numb-er." [chuckles] Nurse, more anesthetic, and don't spare the horses...
[Palmer looks at Abby in wonder.]
Okay, he's zonked out of his gourd, and he's still playing with words. Impressive.
Come on, baby, talk to me.
[enters with a] Fingerprint sheet.
Oh, hey. I was just talking to the knife. You want to talk knives?
Always.
Oh, you prefer Jimmy?
Um, Jim Palmer was a pitcher for the Orioles, I was named after him, but I have never really liked baseball.
Noted. Well, please, you may call me Jordan. I was named after a body of water towards which I bear no ill will.
Yeah, well the last phrase she yells means "You killed my brother". Any idea why she would've said that?
Perhaps because I killed her brother.
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