“Love & War” · Season 6, Episode 14
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (7), Ziva David (4), Timothy McGee (3), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (1)
[Tony and Ziva yelling into their desk telephones]
I already rebooted the system, Frank! Twice!
Four hours! Four hours! That is how long I waited for your cable repairman! Four hours!
You already said that! No! I will not reboot again! I will never reboot it again!
Reschedule?! So you can waste another Saturday?!
Just tell me you have no idea how to fix the problem, then we can both get on with our lives!
[Tony and Ziva slam their phones down in disgust]
Someone will die today.
I think you have me confused with someone who is far less awesome.
You have to tell him the truth.
Maybe. Not until I'm absolutely sure lying won't work.
We're trying to make a connection between Jennings and his killer.
Brandon Sykes. But we hit a dead end.
No pun intended?
Actually, it was.
Well, in that case, nicely done.
It's like I said, it's always the maid.
No. You have said it is always the janitor, or the butler, or anyone assigned to work in Abby's lab, but you have never once said maid.
Anyone ever tell you that your memory can be a real buzz kill?
[...]
Who do you think she's working for? Chinese? Russians?
Cubans. After all, she is Cuban.
That's way too obvious. Haven't I taught you anything?
Enjoy it while it lasts. Women are trouble. Haven't you learned anything from me?
Yeah, not to go on undercover dates with a doctor whose father is the world's biggest arms dealer.
...That's low, Probie.
Well, we know why Captain Jennings was playing with dolls. He was using the primitive electronics in Beary here to build an old school phreak box.
In English?
Oh, a phreak box. That's a tool that hackers used to use in the 80's to communicate remotely with computer systems.
[Everyone stares at him.]
What? Come on, guys! WarGames? Sneakers? Hackers? A very young Angelina Jolie in that...
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