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NCIS · Season 6, Episode 12

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“Caged” · Season 6, Episode 12

In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (6), Ziva David (5), Timothy McGee (3), Abby Sciuto (2)

Her name is Hannah, and she's asked me out to lunch, twice.

You? [blinks and considers]

Did your rocketship just take a nosedive?

No. It just landed on a different planet.

There is no doubt in my mind you will get that confession, McGee.

[looks from her to Tony and smiles] Thank you, Ziva. [leaves]

He's toast, isn't he?

Oh, yes. Burnt toast.

They haven't hurt McGee, have they?

We have not heard anything.

[holds evidence box] Got something for ya from Trimble's apartment, Abby. We need to figure all this stuff out before sunset.

Define 'before sunset'!

Before the sun goes down.

[looks frustrated and sighs, grabbing the box and heads to table]

The sun sets at around 5:02. So, does that mean we have until five oh one?

Before sunset.

That could be now. Not good enough! I can't take this. Every time you guys go out, and I never know if you're gonna make it back, [Tony and Ziva exchange a look as she mutters] and it's killing me. I can't sleep at night and I'm developing this sort of weird twitch.

Our work is sometimes dangerous, Abby.

Then get a safer job.

Then you wouldn't see us at all.

[frowns] True. Still...sucks!

I checked Trimble's phone records, Gibbs. One person called him over 150 times last month. It was another prison guard by the name of Brenda Carter.

Five calls a day. I give her an eight on the DiNozzo psycho chick meter. Ten being Glenn Close from Fatal Attraction. Look at those eyes; crazy eyes!

[on the phone with his mechanic] You told me my car would be ready by the end of today...

One octave or two?

Listen up, because this is what you're gonna do. You're gonna take the first estimate and you're gonna reduce it by 10 percent. Then you're going to find my part, install my part and have my car parked upfront and ready for me when I walk out of this building in 32 minutes.

Wow. Who'd guess McGee would grow a pair in a women's prison?

I put away killers for a living, that's what I do. Now you do exactly as I told you and we won't have any problems, understood? Good, clock's ticking.

Wow, McGee, your time in the big house really changed you. I like it!

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