[as Norman Bates] My mother isn't quite herself today... [to Ziva, explaining] Psycho.
You certainly have your moments!
A movie, Ziva.
[...]
[as Norman Bates] Blood, blood!
[to Gibbs] Psycho.
He has his moments.
“Murder 2.0” · Season 6, Episode 6
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (7), Ziva David (5), Timothy McGee (3), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (2), Abby Sciuto (1), Ducky Mallard (1), Jimmy Palmer (1)
Hey, you haven't forgotten about the screen saver, have you, Ziva?
Actually, I had, thanks for reminding!
What are friends for?!
[Referring to the serial killer] Someone wasn't hugged enough as a child.
Nice girl, wasn't my type though.
Really? She was breathing.
Oh, I have standards, Ziva, otherwise I'd be dating you.
My CPU is too small.
I'm gonna let that slide.
[McGee enters the squad room, Tony runs up to him.]
[whispering] Run for your life, Probie! Run!
What are you doing?
Just trying to save your life!
What did you do?
[laughs indignantly] Why do you assume it's me...? That's a good point, but in this case, actually...
MCGEE!
Too late.
[sees Ziva] Why is she sitting at my...?
You're on your own, Probie.
McGee, get in here!
Plead temporary insanity, it's your best bet.
What did I tell you, McGee?
Uh, about what?
[She swivels the monitor, revealing the photo of herself in a bikini that Tony took in "Judgment Day".]
Uh...
I told you to destroy those, twice!
I did! I did... No, I, I didn't, um, Tony, Tony, Tony must've...
What? When you went to get coffee? You did not erase those photos, did you? Hmm? Admit it and I will spare you one of your eyes!
...I did not erase those photos.
[Ziva takes a slow, deep breath...]
I think I know what happened. I-I-I-I just deleted my old screensaver, and theoretically the operating system could have defaulted to the photo directory, but, you know, the odds...
Today's not your lucky day.
It is Halloween later this week.
And I did see a black cat this morning...! Well, it was, it was dark brown.
[whispering] Give me your hand.
[McGee freezes.]
[entering] Better than losing an eye, McGee.
[looking at the crime scene] Looks like their evening was ruined.
I am going to ruin McGee's whole year.
Don't you think you're being a little uptight about this photo thing?
No, really. What do you think he's doing with it?
I would rather shave my eyeballs than contemplate that.
Ah, nice timing, Jethro. I thought you'd like to see what we found in our scans. Or rather what we didn't find.
[gleefully] His brain is missing!
There's no need to get so excited, Mr. Palmer.
[after his shoes are superglued to the floor] Again with the Krazy Glue?
[whispering whilst hiding under her desk] Consider yourself lucky! It was either that or hydrochloric acid!
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