[McGee enters the squad room, Tony runs up to him.]
[whispering] Run for your life, Probie! Run!
What are you doing?
Just trying to save your life!
What did you do?
[laughs indignantly] Why do you assume it's me...? That's a good point, but in this case, actually...
MCGEE!
Too late.
[sees Ziva] Why is she sitting at my...?
You're on your own, Probie.
McGee, get in here!
Plead temporary insanity, it's your best bet.
What did I tell you, McGee?
Uh, about what?
[She swivels the monitor, revealing the photo of herself in a bikini that Tony took in "Judgment Day".]
Uh...
I told you to destroy those, twice!
I did! I did... No, I, I didn't, um, Tony, Tony, Tony must've...
What? When you went to get coffee? You did not erase those photos, did you? Hmm? Admit it and I will spare you one of your eyes!
...I did not erase those photos.
[Ziva takes a slow, deep breath...]
I think I know what happened. I-I-I-I just deleted my old screensaver, and theoretically the operating system could have defaulted to the photo directory, but, you know, the odds...
Today's not your lucky day.
It is Halloween later this week.
And I did see a black cat this morning...! Well, it was, it was dark brown.
[whispering] Give me your hand.
[McGee freezes.]
[entering] Better than losing an eye, McGee.
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