“Collateral Damage” · Season 6, Episode 7
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (4), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (3), Ziva David (3), Timothy McGee (2), Ducky Mallard (1)
How's Gibbs to work for?
What have you heard? That bad guys would rather confess than be interrogated by him? That his steely gaze can cool a room by five degrees? That he can only be killed by a silver bullet, like a werewolf? They're all true, except for the silver bullet part. It might give him indigestion or heartburn, but I don't think it'd kill him.
Dwayne Wilson...
He's a baby agent.
And I'm looking at his personnel report because...?
That's your thing!
My thing? [pause] Ah, I take it that Agent Wilson is alive.
Oh yeah.
So you don't want me to do an autopsy, which leaves my other thing. Psychological profile?
No, you went back too far.
I got it.
No, you went back too far.
That's why I'm going fast forward now.
Hey, just... let me do is. Let me do it! Please? Okay? You handle this like you handle your car!
And if you want to handle anything ever again remove your hand from my mouse!
It's like when you bring a date home you want them to like you. You don't introduce them to your weird uncle Jethro till like the fifth date!
Since when are you an expert on fifth dates. DiNozzo?
You are very right, boss.
I do not understand. If you want someone dead, you knock on their door. They answer, you shoot them. Easy.
[Gibbs smiles]
[shocked] For some.
I had a bad feeling about that guy. His teeth sparkled.
Meaning?
Meaning no one has teeth that white unless they have something to hide.
Think about it, you take a date back to your family's house, you want to make a good impression. You want them to like you. You don't introduce them to your weird Uncle Jethro until, like, the fifth date.
Since when are you an expert on fifth dates, DiNozzo?
You're very right about that, boss.
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