Tell me you found a match on our suspect's prints, Abs.
Negative. Still processing. But what we do have is $73.65. That's what the victim was carrying. And there's no pennies. He probably threw them out. A lot of people do. I mean I don't but other people do. Do you know how many pennies are thrown out or put into jars every year?
3.5 Billion. Billion, Gibbs! That's like 35 million dollars. That's a lot of pennies in any language.
No, Russians don't have pennies, they have kopeks.
[about the missing case file on Operation Sunburst] Check the log; who booked it out last?
The CIA. So I guess that's not a who, it's more of an it.
Who was the NIS case agent?
[Tony pulls up the file, and sees Mike Franks.]
What time is it in Mexico right now?
[McGee and Ziva are trying to find a bullet in pile of vomit]
Well, we could toss a coin. [Ziva gives him a look] Or not. All right, give me some gloves.
You didn't pack the gloves.
I thought you packed the gloves.
[laughs] I didn't pack the gloves.
Ziva thinks that all men are liars.
Really? Ha, so if I were to lie to you, you would be able to tell?
Oh, watch and weep. True or false: I had eggs for breakfast this morning.
Lucky guess. Last night, I had a date with a very beautiful woman.
She's good. My first car was a shiny new red Corvette.
False. Strike three. I win.
[looks bothered] How did -- how did you do that?
When you said you had a red Corvette, you looked down and to your left. A tell-tale sign when people lie.
Tony, if you had gone out with a beautiful woman last night, you would have talked about it all day.
Okay, but how could you possibly know that I had eggs for breakfast this morning?
Gear up! Got a message from a dead guy.
[walks past as the team grabs their stuff] DiNozzo?
You got egg on your shirt.
[smiles] Not just your shirt...
Women want men to lie to them.
[In feminine voice] "Honey, does my butt look big in these pants to you?" [In masculine voice] "Actually, yes, sweetheart. Your butt looks as big as Alabama. Didn't want to say anything, but you got the 'Bama butt going on."
Want a 24 hour protection detail, DiNozzo, you're team leader.
You're in safe hands Mike.
M Mike
I've seen your hands DiNozzo, they don't impress me.
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