Ziva thinks that all men are liars.
Really? Ha, so if I were to lie to you, you would be able to tell?
Particularly you.
[grins] You think?
Wouldn't go there, Tony.
Oh, watch and weep. True or false: I had eggs for breakfast this morning.
True.
Lucky guess. Last night, I had a date with a very beautiful woman.
False.
She's good. My first car was a shiny new red Corvette.
False. Strike three. I win.
[looks bothered] How did -- how did you do that?
When you said you had a red Corvette, you looked down and to your left. A tell-tale sign when people lie.
And the date?
Tony, if you had gone out with a beautiful woman last night, you would have talked about it all day.
I would?
Oh yeah.
Okay, but how could you possibly know that I had eggs for breakfast this morning?
Gear up! Got a message from a dead guy.
Ready to roll, boss!
[walks past as the team grabs their stuff] DiNozzo?
Yeah, boss?
You got egg on your shirt.
[smiles] Not just your shirt...
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