I stand corrected. I guess he didn't know. [muttered] I feel like a donkey's butt.
A donkey's butt?
I think she means horse's ass.
Yes, that too.
“Silver War” · Season 3, Episode 4
In this episode: Ziva David (7), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (6), Tony DiNozzo (4), Timothy McGee (3), Jenny Shepard (2), Abby Sciuto (1), Ducky Mallard (1), Jimmy Palmer (1)
You might want to do something about your hair... it's sticking up like a porcuswine... no, thats not the word... a porcu... pig? (Tony gives her a funny look as McGee comes in) The little animal with the little spikies!?
Porcupine?
'Porcupine'! Thank you, Special Agent McGee.
You want something to read?
What do you have?
[pulls out a magazine] GSM. It's a men's magazine. Most women find it objectifies them.
[pulls out same magazine in Hebrew] I read it on the plane. I especially liked the article on page fifty-seven. In my experience, it works every time.
[checks his copy] I-I always thought that was an urban legend.
[Gibbs and Jenny are watching Tony and Ziva from the above squad room]
She seems to be fitting in well.
She almost killed my entire team yesterday.
How?
Driving home from a crime scene.
I should have warned you. I think she was an Eastern European cab driver in a past life.
While you're here, you will be an observer. Hand over all your weapons.
You're kidding, right?
[Gibbs just looks at her. Ziva removes her sidearm and gives it to him.]
And your back-up.
What back-up?
Left leg.
Oh. That one. [removes ankle holster]
And the knife concealed at your waist. [Ziva removes the knife and hands it to him as well; Gibbs gives it back] That, you can keep. [quietly, in Ziva's ear] I just wanted you to know that I know.
McGee, never forget. I am one of few people, in the world, who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence.
[Gibbs and Tony arrive to find Ziva standing over two restrained suspects and a woman with a knife in her chest]
Remind me never to piss her off.
Oh, DiNozzo, you have no idea.
I trust you, you know that, but when we leave this elevator..
You start kicking my butt.
I don't kick butt. (turns elevator back on and head slaps Ziva, they both laugh)
You're coming along, strictly as an observer. Hand over all your weapons.
Is that really necessary? Alright.
[Gibbs just looks at her. Ziva removes her sidearm and gives it to him.]
And your back-up.
What back-up?
Left leg.
Oh. That one. [removes ankle holster]
And the knife concealed at your waist. [Ziva removes the knife and hands it to him as well; Gibbs gives it back] You keep this. [quietly, in Ziva's ear] I just wanted you to know that I know.
Oh, she's more than nice, but how do you tell a woman that you have absolutely no mental recollection of her whatsoever?
I suppose one could always lie.
Have you been spending time with Agent DiNozzo again?
(facing the monitor) A marine dressed in civil war uniform is shot by a musket and is then buried alive in a 230 year old casket (turns to face to Tony and McGee who are stuffing their faces) and you're telling me this isn't your strangest case?
(with his mouth full) Yep!
(with his mouth full) Pretty much!
I don't know which is more disturbing! Your eating habits or the fact that I believe you!
I'm sorry! Do our strange American foods frighten you?
(laughs)
Not at all, I was referring to your manners! You should have bought me one! (leans over and takes a bit of Tony's wrap) Mm!
(hurriedly) I'm gonna go help Abby!
(passes his wrap to her and spits out his unswallowed mouthful)
[Gibbs and Jenny are watching Tony and Ziva from the above squad room]
She seems to be fitting in well.
She almost killed my entire team yesterday.
How?
Driving home from a crime scene.
I should have warned you. I think she was an Eastern European cab driver in a past life.
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