“Bikini Wax” · Season 2, Episode 18
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (4), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (4), Timothy McGee (3), Kate Todd (3), Abby Sciuto (1), Ducky Mallard (1), Jimmy Palmer (1)
Look all I am trying to say is that it is very unprofessional. Gibbs would never walk in here and tell us how much he paid for his shirt.
That's because the prices at Sears have been pretty consistent since the late 70's.
[entering] We have a body in Virginia. McGee?
Yeah.
Call Ducky.
Got it.
Hey, uh, boss? Have you had a chance to sign off on that missing persons case I gave you?
No, I haven't, DiNozzo. I tried to get to it last night but Sears was having a sale.
Give him 5 seconds.
Until what?
Until he notices there's a ...
Bikini contest?!
Something wrong, doctor?
Her head is in the toilet, Mr. Palmer.
Oh, right.
What about his prints?
I compared them to the prints that Tony and McGee got from the beach restroom. They didn't jive.
Must have lifted hundreds of prints. You sure you ran them all?
[nonchalantly] No McGee, about midway through I got tired so I was just like "screw it".
[to Tony and McGee] If you two don't start working, I will show you hazing, and the Marine Corps does not do wedgies or noogies or melvins.
Thank you, boss.
She knew she was pregnant. Any idea about the father?
She used a pay phone to call him, but his cell was turned off. She said she left a message.
[laughing to herself] That's your worst nightmare, Tony.
[taunting] So, how's it going with those letters, Kate?
I'm working on it. Thanks, Tony.
How long?
Two days, three tops.
You've got four.
[surprised] Really?
Hours.
[deadpan] Sounds about right.
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