“The Immortals” · Season 1, Episode 4
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (6), Kate Todd (4), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (3), Ducky Mallard (1)
No boss, you don't understand. I love Puerto Rico.
Been there a lot?
[excited at the beginning...trailing off at the end] No that's just it, I've never been there... I mean I'm so wanting to go. Ever since I was a kid I was just...so wanting...sorry...I just always...
[deadpan] Wanted to be there.
Yeah.
Well if you'll excuse me, I'll get our poor seaman out of his wet clothes.
You're not going to say, and into a dry Martini, are you?
[to Gibbs] When you're a computer geek invading dungeons and fighting ogres, Jethro doesn't cut it. [look from Gibbs] ... Neither does Tony.
So they pretty much hate us.
Noooooooooo........... Pretty much.
Aren't you guys interested at all in what I brought you back from Puerto Rico?
[sighing] Sure. Fine.
[Tony grins and hands them a couple bags, Kate looks in hers]
You gotta be kidding.
A bikini. Two-piece.
A bottom. And a hat??
Puerto Rican!
Any chance you're going to try that on?
[tosses it at Gibbs] You first.
[looks over the bikini bottom] Trust me. It's not gonna fit.
Pigs. I work with pigs.
[as Gibbs is opening his gift] It's a fantasy RPG book. Complete with character sheets and dice. Baby steps, Gibbs. Baby steps.
It's in Spanish.
There's just no pleasing you, is there?
If you need anything--
I won't hesitate. [MCPO leaves]
Why didn't that sound sincere.
You get used to it. They either stonewall or kiss-ass. To them, we're the internal affairs of the Navy.
So basically, they hate us.
Noooooooooo... [he and Gibbs look at each other] Pretty much.
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