The golf clubs belonged to his RIO, Lt. Lynch.
RIO?
Radar Intercept Officer. Also called a GIBs, one B - short for guy in back.
[to Gibbs] What do you need two B's for?
Second one's for bastard.
“The Curse” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: Leroy Jethro Gibbs (6), Kate Todd (4), Tony DiNozzo (3), Ducky Mallard (2), Abby Sciuto (1)
The golf clubs belonged to his RIO, Lt. Lynch.
RIO?
Radar Intercept Officer. Also called a GIBs, one B - short for guy in back.
[to Gibbs] What do you need two B's for?
Second one's for bastard.
That's kinda touching, Gibbs, remembering the day you hired me.
Yeah, well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
If that thing came off an aircraft, someone filed a TFOA report for it.
TFOA?
Things falling off aircraft.
You're kidding.
Nope. Navy keeps records on that sort of thing, all the way back to biplanes.
You know post mortem details can be extremely revealing. Remember that case four years ago, where the young Marine was buried in an anthill up to his neck?
Duck. It was eight years ago. [Points to a body in the morgue] How did he die?
No, it can't be eight years. No, I know it wasn't! Four years ago your third wife hit you over the head with a baseball bat. I distinctly remember the ant-eaten Marine on that table there when I stitched you up.
Sailor on the half-shell!
Oh, Abby, please...
Sorry.
How could she not know?
We met at Mark's memorial service.
What'd you say? 'I was passing by, dug the music, decided to drop in?'
Pull!
Very nice. Very nice.
Thanks. You here to shoot?
I hope not. I'm Special Agent Gibbs. This is Special Agent Todd, NCIS. Lady inside said you're the manager, Randy Wiles.
Formerly Ensign Randy Wiles.
I saw the news. If you're here to talk about Mark, I told you guys all I know years ago.
You didn't say you were gonna marry his wife.
You talked to Mary?
I did. And funny thing, she never once mentioned marrying her husband's shipmate.
She doesn't know that Mark and I served together.
How could she not know?
We met at Mark's memorial service.
What did you say? "I was passing by, dug the music, decided to drop in?"
Something pretty close to that. I was afraid if I told her I knew Mark, she'd ask a lot of questions. I didn't think I'd fall in love with her. And then when I did, it was too late.
Bounce.
Yeah.
Bounce?
It's a film. Ben Affleck gives up his seat on this flight for a guy who needs to get home. Plane crashes, guy dies. He looks up the widow, Gwyneth Paltrow. He means to tell her the story, but by the time they come around to it, they've fallen in love, and he's afraid if he tells her, it'll ruin it.
That's what happened to me.
I believe him.
Of course you believe him. It's a chick flick. In a guy flick, you steal the money, you set Lieutenant Schilz up to take the fall, you murder him and you marry his wife.
That is sick.
It sure is.
Nice drive, Ben.
Oh, yeah.
For someone with your swing.
Ms. Toner! The pro told me you were teeing off.
I was trying to.
Sorry. I just drove in from D.C. to speak with you. It'll only take a few minutes.
Do you know anything about golf etiquette, young woman?
Not really.
This is a private club. How'd you get in here?
[shows them her NCIS badge and gun] I showed these at the gate.
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