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NCIS · Season 1, Episode 4

Tony, Gibbs and Kate and others in “The Immortals”

Aren't you guys interested at all in what I brought you back from Puerto Rico?

GKGibbs and Kate

[sighing] Sure. Fine.

[Tony grins and hands them a couple bags, Kate looks in hers]

You gotta be kidding.

A bikini. Two-piece.

A bottom. And a hat??

Puerto Rican!

Any chance you're going to try that on?

[tosses it at Gibbs] You first.

[looks over the bikini bottom] Trust me. It's not gonna fit.

Pigs. I work with pigs.

[as Gibbs is opening his gift] It's a fantasy RPG book. Complete with character sheets and dice. Baby steps, Gibbs. Baby steps.

It's in Spanish.

There's just no pleasing you, is there?

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