“The Admiral's Daughter” · Season 11, Episode 23
In this episode: Ducky Mallard (2), Tony DiNozzo (1), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (1), Timothy McGee (1), Abby Sciuto (1), Jimmy Palmer (1), Ellie Bishop (1), Leon Vance (1)
An internet security seminar? You?? Am I being punk'd?
No. Think about it. Who do you know that surfs more questionable websites than yours truly?
Not something to be proud of.
You've a good point. That's what you get for being a misogynist. What do you get if you kick a dog? A trip to Hawaii?
Death by Abby.
[to Tony] The French do see arrogance as a virtue so you'll be welcome there. But remember, in France, only tip 6%.
Sometimes, I love my job. And sometimes, I have to crawl inside a giant septic tank.
Well, it could be worse.
How?
I'd have to climb in there with you.
[In the autopsy room]
Your prognosis?
It's not good.
[sighs] I hate to lose a patient.
Wait, I think I've found the problem. Looks like the system drive is full. [camera shot reveals Ducky's smartphone on the autopsy table] How many apps did you install, Doctor?
[looks incredulously at Palmer] There's a limit??
If it were up to Admiral Kendall, he'd authorize SEAL Team Six to exfil his daughter.
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