There's enough eye candy in here to send you into a diabetic shock.
“Honor Thy Father” · Season 11, Episode 24
In this episode: Timothy McGee (3), Tony DiNozzo (2), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (2), Abby Sciuto (2)
[after apprehending a suspect nicknamed "The Snail"] Nice job, everybody. "The Snail" just became escargot. He's cooked.
So what, McGee, you don't check your e-mail anymore?
What? Did you send me something?
Yes, a satellite image!
[checks his e-mail] Abby, this e-mail just came through two minutes ago.
Two minutes is two years in Abby time. You know that.
CCal
Jackson Gibbs saved my life. I was headed down a bad road when he hired me. He said that, "the world was bad enough as it is. You've got no right to..."
[smiles] "...make it any worse."
CCal
You know, no one ever cared enough to say stuff like that to me before.
[McGee and Bishop are in Abby's lab awaiting results]
[gleefully] Hairs, hairs, hairs!
[to Bishop] She really likes it when they're hairs.
I do, because a hair is worth a thousand words.
[at Jackson's funeral]
Thanks for making the trip, LJ.
LJLeroy Jethro Moore
He was proud of you, Leroy.
Yeah, I was proud of him, too.
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