What'd you say to him?
Ah, there's this little rule about not dating the captain's daughter.
He broke it?
All over the captain's desk.
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Dead guy Deeks.
Se, that's not... that's not funny.
Not you, you idiot!
Oh hey, yeah, dead guy... well dressed dead guy.
Hence the 10-year rule.
Mhm?
You should always know your partner at least ten years prior to marrying them. You date me for a decade, you deserve my hand in marriage.
That sounds so much more like a punishment than a reward.
Kensi, don't let him crowd you. Watch his shoulders. He's telegraphing.
I thought you were on my side.
I don't take sides.
Then stop coaching. Okay.
Circle to his outside.
I thought we were partners.
We are, but I'm having second thoughts. [Sam and Kensi continues to train] It's a tie. Again. Way to go, Kens.
Thank you.
Tough girl. I went easy on her.
Uh-huh.
Oh, please.
What's up, Deeks?
Got a shooting at the Federal Building. What are you kids doing in here?
Training.
For what, Pirate Fest?
Well, you're welcome to challenge Captain Blye anytime you want. She just bested Sam ten to three.
Really? Did you go easy on her?
No.
Really?
No.
Kensi with a knife? [Kensi shocks Deeks] Ow. Oh, my Aah. Okay, I'm coming. That really hurt.
You don't trust me. I'd say that's a pretty big deal, wouldn't you?
I just have a thing about my gun!
At this point in our relationship, after all the stuff that we've done...
[frowns] Escusss-sss...
Wha-what?
I'm sorry... Did you just say relationship?
No. I said partnership. Okay? [pauses] You're very annoying!
What would you do with $25,000,000 in reward money?
You mean if I wasn't a government employee and I could legally accept it? Ah... probably buy a first class ticket to somewhere real quiet. Really quiet. Someplace you don't take a partner. You?
I would hire the best private investigator money can buy. And have him track down my partner. Then when I found him...
You'd follow me?
Send him Hetty, in an overnight package - with a big bell.
[chuckles] I wouldn't sign for her.
That's nine.
Nine what?
Nine times we've done the... corrupt agent... betrays his partner routine.
Didn't know you were keeping count.
You'd keep track too if you were the one getting a knee to the solar plexus.
I sense impending mayhem... and perhaps an outrageous petty cash request.
One simple question, Hetty.
Do you trust us?
[Guns are drawn]
FIFrench Intelligence Operative
Federal agents! Don't move!
LAPD!
FIFrench Intelligence Operative
NSA!
NCIS!
M O U S E!
[Everyone flashes badges and then puts their guns away]
FIFrench Intelligence Operative
What are you doing here?
This is our case.
FIFrench Intelligence Operative
Sebastian Renner was a foreign national with information considered a threat to the United States of America.
Still our case.
FIFrench Intelligence Operative
We don't have to be adversaries, after all we are on the same side. Perhaps we can work together. Have you found anything that might be....[Gets kicked in the gonads by Kensi]
WHOA!!! [Kensi then puts her knee into the guys face knocking him unconscious and Deeks fights with the guy's partner and wins by body slamming him into a table leaving the partner unconscious.] What are you doing? You heard the guy! We're on the same side!
I'm pretty sure they're not NSA.
Pretty sure? Because you teed off on him like you were kicking a field goal!
Deeks! I've got a hunch they're foreign operatives, ok?
A hunch! You don't kick a guy in his junk on a hunch. Geez! Sometimes I don't even know you! Who does that?
Did you take anything new away from Renner's?
Yes-- these two guys. These jokers waltzed in while we were there, tried to pass themselves off as NSA agents, but they're DGSE -- French Intelligence Agency.
How'd you know they were bogus?
[shrugging] Their accents.
They didn't have accents.
Do you know the difference between French open syllabic organization and English trochaic speech patterning, Deeks?
[awkwardly] That old chestnut?
Where are they now?
Had my LAPD buddies lock 'em up downtown for a few hours. You know, give 'em a taste of the real LA that's not in the star tours.
They probably have diplomatic immunity.
That's exactly why we put them in county. I mean they're going to be lucky if they get to make a phone call by Christmas!
Hm.
Just, uh... don't let Kensi interrogate them.
Why is that?
Well, 'cause the guy on the right, she kicked him right in the nom de plumes.
No!
Guy didn't even have his weapon out!
Really?
I...
Uh huh. Right in the cul-de-sac. Kicked him so hard it gave me a stomachache!
So what? It would have been better if I had pistol whipped him across the face?
DCDeeks, Callen and Sam
[simultaneously] Yes!
Mattias.
MMattias
This is getting to be a habit.
I told my director, that he might someday regret having passed you on to the C.I.A.
MMattias
And one day later?
The regret is all mine.
MMattias
And now you're asking yourself, why would the CIA free me? Especially after I tried to kill you.
Obvious answer. You're working for them. You get your freedom. What do they get?
MMattias
The book.
Ah. You said you didn't think it even existed.
MMattias
Doesn't matter what I think. The CIA believes it exists. And by your presence here, so do you. Although I do find it odd. This office has already been thoroughly searched.
Then why are you here, Mattias?
MMattias
Because the easiest way to find the book...
Is to follow me. You're aware there are other players?
MMattias
Isn't it in all our best interests that the Russians don't get the book?
The Russians. [sighs] Then I can trust you to leave my agent inside alone.
MMattias
She'll find nothing. And you know it. It's a shell game. You want us looking here so we're not looking somewhere else.
I could shoot you right now, Mattias. But you're not even worth the paperwork. [keyless entry remote chirps]
Anybody see anything?
Wait a second. I've got one of the guys who killed the cop. He's at the bus stop across the street.
Three more guys in a Jaguar pulling up behind you, G. [realizes] This is a stakeout.
A stakeout for what?
Us. Cole must have told them about Renner's safe deposit box before they killed him. Without the key, they're stuck.
They're waiting for us to get the book. Then they're going to try and take it.
They got to ID us first.
[answers his cellphone] Yeah?
BRBlond Russian #1
Do not move, Agent Callen.
[looks down and spots a red dot on his chest] Sam, I think they already have.
Want to get some ice cream?
Deeks! Look out!
BRBlond Russian #1
Give us the book.
We don't have it.
BRBlond Russian #1
Purse.
[Kensi hands over her purse Henchman shakes purse revealing no book]
Told you.
BRBlond Russian #1
Then get in the car!
Deeks Uh-uh. She's not going anywhere
BRBlond Russian #1
Then four of us die, and one of us lives.
He's got a point. All right. Take me.
Deeks.
She's just a cop, you know? She's not even an agent. To tell you the truth, no one even really likes her that much, you know? Too pretty for her own good - kind of a snob.
BRBlond Russian #1
Get in the car!
Kensi! Don't move.
Nice try Deeks.
Kensi!
It's ok. You'll get me back.
BRBlond Russian #1
Tell your superior her life for the book.
Oh, yeah? How do you know I'm not the superior? I could be. Kensi?
[Henchman shoots out front tire of Kensi's Cadillac SRX]
Damn it! Eric, I got a license plate for you. It's Nine-Queen-John-Item, Nine-Zero-Five. [Sam and Callen arrive to Deeks] They got Kensi.
Hetty's never given us anything for Christmas before. Why this year?
Exactly.
Because she knows I like surprises.
You guys ever feel like we're stuck babysitting some kid whose parents won't come to get him - ever.
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