[Hetty has just told the team that they have to back off the case-immediately.]
We're putting together a good case here, okay? A big one.
Hetty, Zafari's up to something, we can't stop now.
This is coming from "on high". When I say "on high", I mean those with the political venom to end the careers of each and every one of us, including Director Vance.
I can't believe this, all we need is a little more time.
I know, I know. If I may slip into the vernacular, "It sucks". But when you hear from me again in an hour or so , you will shut this down.
[The team is discussing possible activities for their group outing.]
I got it! Cowboy bar on Sunset?
With the mechanical bull?
No! Hetty plus mechanical bull plus tequila equals bar fight. Trust me I've been there. Dom? Is that a doll?
Uh-huh no, this is one of only five hundred Alpha Centauri Imperial Class Guardians Bobble-heads in the entire world. This is not a doll.
You're playing with an alien doll? At work?
[The team is discussing possible activities for their group outing]
[Sam walks in.]
The happiest place on earth.
I have issues with grown men in furry costumes.
[Nate walks in.]
Unless it's Thursday night?
What are we talking about?
Quality time with the team.
Apparently it's been too long since we hung out unless there's a corpse involved.
[Discussing possible activities for the team outing]
Bowling, it's great competition, builds camaraderie and you get to wear those funny shoes.
SC Sam & Callen
[Unison] No bowling!
Okay, what about the cowboy bar on Sunset?
[Hetty walks in]
Oh, that sounds like fun.
They have a mechanical bull, Hetty.
[Kensi hands Ty the camera from Dom's car.]
Ty, could you look at this?
T Ty
Aw, poor little fellow. Who'd want to shoot you?
You talk to your computer parts?
T Ty
Do you talk to your plants when you water 'em?
Just my orchids, but they can be tricky.
He hasn't been around long enough to make enemies, Sam.
So what are you saying? It was random?
Maybe. I mean, bad things happen in this town.
Wrong place, wrong time? Come on, G!
He's a kid. Driving down an alley in a bad part of town. It's as good as anything else we got.
Which is a lot of nothing! You know as well as I do, no one gets snatched for nothing.
Sam doesn't play well with others and he doesn't like to share his toys.
Callen [To Hetty] : Sam sees the glass as half full. I see it as half empty; that's why we make a good team. Kensi on the other hand just drinks right out of the bottle, Nate wonders why it has to be glass, and Eric usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.
Besides, what's the worst thing that could happen?
Oh, I don't know. Let's see. Sam gets made. They kill him. Then you, Kensi and the others storm the place and the Dutchman releases the toxin killing all of you and half of Los Angeles.
CS Callen and Sam
Which half?
I'm going to go brief the Director.
[Sam and Callen enter the office and see a box with a snake on the desk.]
You want me to handle this?
[Examines the box, and pulls out a king cobra] It's stuffed, it's a king cobra, its venom could kill a grown man inside fifteen minutes.
I thought these things were bigger.
Yeah, not so big until he stretched out and locked on to your butt.
You really have a GSA class six safe in your den?
Told you, I have to keep my valuables safe.
[laughs] I have a mint condition Patrick Ewing rookie card, a football signed by the 1986 New York Giants and the entire run of the Silver Surfer comic book series. Plus, a couple of tickets for the Lakers-Knicks tomorrow night. And they're both spoken for.
What do you mean, what else? Why does there have to be a what else?
Because that was way too easy. [Sam laughs] And because that is your 'I'm hiding something' laugh.
There is definitely something else.
[pulling up in front of a suspect's house] We're here.
Is this a Navy Seal thing?
I'll show you a Navy Seal thing. [They get out of the car]
I have a Michael Jackson glove, from the Bad tour in '87. He threw it out in the front row of the Madison Square Garden show.
One of those white gloves?
He was the King of Pop, G.
Why was it just the one glove and not two?
If you have to ask, you just don't get it.
[Eric is discussing the planned bank heist]
Then why pay a heist crew? Why not hire a hacker?
Because banks have unique security protocols for funds frozen by the FBI. You have to have physical access to the actual terminal to move the money.
But that's never stopped you before.
Well, most hackers don't have access to the toys that I do. I can make us all very wealthy in about two minutes. [Sam & Callen stare at him] I mean if you wanted me to. [They keep staring] Not that you would want me to, not that I would want to. I'm just saying... you know.
[The team discusses using Kensi to flirt with the bank's inside man]
Am I the only one who wonders why there's a suspect in every case who happens to be a bachelor?
Well, seeing as how criminals tend to be males with anti-social proclivities...
And also wonders why that always seems to be the vector that we go after first?
The lowest hanging fruit is the easiest to pick, Agent Blye.
You don't have a TV, you don't read the newspaper, you clearly don't spend any time getting ready.
Well, maybe I was working out.
Yeah, when people are shooting at us!
Mm-hmm. Alright, you know what? I slept in.
With who? You barely sleep.
Come on, I think it would be great for you to be in a relationship.
Sam, how many times are we going to have this conversation- you are my partner not my mother.
(makes a womans voice) I just want you to be happy and find a good girl.
What are the chances this isn't a suicide?
What do you know that we don't?
Mmmmm... The words to every TV theme song?
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