[Sam and Callen are walking through a second hand dealership and looking at the cars on show.]
Look at this. It should be illegal to mistreat cars this way. Salvaged or not.
Yup. It's bad car-ma.
[grimaces] That's as bad as these cars look.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Where's Dana Steele, Eric?
You're close. According to the tracker, she's right inside the Grand Central Market.
Yeah? Well, we're looking right inside the Grand Central Market-- it's like trying to find Waldo.
Who's Waldo?
Where's Waldo?, the kids book. [Callen looks at him blankly] He's like a goofy kid with a red and white striped shirt. [in disbelief] You don't know Waldo??
Sounds very patriotic. Look, this story is a big break for Dana. She may be able to parlay this into an anchor desk.
Yeah, thanks to a terrorist attack on American soil.
Every journalist owes tribute to the evil one.
What's that, one of Hetty's quotes?
Jean de La Fontaine. 17th century French poet.
[chuckles] You know 17th century French poets, but you don't know Waldo?
They're quite a team, Henrietta.
They're my '27 Yankees.
Doesn't get any easier, does it? Sending them out each time, never knowing if they'll come back.
They always come back, Owen. Until one day they don't.
I've never noticed that she's not, not attractive.
She's beautiful!
You're beautiful!
(Talking about Afghanistan)
I just want to forget what happened
Shh, Shh, I know you do. I know you do, but you can't. And the harder you try, the harder it's just gonna fight back, trust me. You just gotta let it out. You have to make peace with it. But that takes time.
[Kensi notices Deeks attempting to open a durian.]
What's that?
Durian. King of fruit. So hot now.
Since when is fruit "hot"?
Since the Garden of Eden. Then it was an apple, but fruit has evolved.
This one might be more evolved than you.
I'm sending you a still from Canter's parking security cams. Leyla was always there with a very formidable man.
[looks at the picture on Kensi's phone] Wow. And that is a formidable toupee.
[shows Edna a screenshot of the man] Come on. You can't forget a guy who lives with a cat on his head.
Hacking is like sex. You've got to get to know all the aspects of the server - her secrets, her fears.
Turner still not talking?
He's a durian.
And, by that, he means prickly, self-protective, and hard to crack.
[Sam and Callen trailed Turner to his boat. Sam's phone rings]
It's a video call from Turner. [he answers the call and the video feed shows him and Callen from behind]
[Callen and Sam turn around and see Turner pointing his phone camera at them.]
TTurner
[laughs] I knew you were trailing me the whole time.
Well, you're a slippery SEAL, huh?
You could've walked around.
TTurner
Where's the fun in that?
[teasing] That toupee act as a flotation device for you?
TTurner
It's not a toupee. Why does everybody always say that? I just have thick hair.
Unless, I don't know... maybe...you wanna... come home with me
(Nell is ready to go home with Eric and they're talking about the cover story to tell to Nell parents)
Photojournalist by day superhero by night.
Okay, Clark. I think we're gonna have to come up with something a little more believable than that.
Okay, like what?
Well it has to make sense that you'd be coming home with me.
Right.
Like, a boyfriend.
Aah!
That's you and me, Kensi and Deeks, Deeks and Kensi. Alone we are bold, we are brash, we can move mountains. But together we're...
We're safe.
Yeah. We're safe. I wanna be bold Deeks but I wanna be bold with you.
So no more games then.
No more games.
Chips on the table.
All in.
All in.
Tonight?
Tomorrow.
And...The day after .. (Deeks interrupts her with a kiss)
(Callen and Sam are working undercover in a fast food truck.)
What the hell's this?
I went to Costco, picked up some veggie burgers. A whole case. Some people enjoy a healthy alternative.
Really?
Absolutely.
You do realize you're in Tijuana, not Malibu, right? Good luck with that.
What the hell are you doing?
Cooks faster this way.
You're destroying the meat.
Hey, it says fast food on our truck, all right?
Yeah, but you're squeezing all the juice out. The juice equals the flavor. Move out of the way. I'll man the grill, G. Now it's gonna taste like leather.
Hey, be my guest, George Foreman, all right?
Come on! Keep it up, I'll deep fry your taquitos.
(Kensi and Deeks are about to go interrogate a plumber.)
Maybe he can get us a discount on low-flow shower heads.
(chuckles)
You know showers account for 1.2 trillion gallons of water a year?
Maybe he can get us a low-flow fixture for your mouth.
Maybe he can get us a water softener for your attitude.
Kensi (laughing): Oh, touché!
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