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Hey, Kensi.
Yeah.
What happens when Mercury is in retrograde?
Deeks gets retro-annoying.
Wow.
Oh, come on. Problems happen all the time, and three times a year, we have to blame it on Mercury? Ridiculous.
Sounds like an urban myth.
It's more like a superstition.
Don't do it, don't taunt Mercury.
Or what, the guy in the chariot's gonna stop pulling the sun around the Earth.
(about the off-the-book operation) Do you have any idea what you've done?
Retrieved our technology?
Made the world a better place?
And looked good while doing it.
Okay, honestly, who still uses a pay phone? I'd rather kiss the Outbreak monkey than use a pay phone.
How are you a germaphobe? I've seen your apartment.
Okay, I'm fine with my own germs, and you, of all people, should not be giving housekeeping notes. I've seen cleaner litter boxes.
Oh, meow.
Damn it, Deeks, you asked me out on a date without actually asking me out on a date. Now, if this keeps going this way and we can't communicate, and we've been over this, you never say what you mean, a-and if this is the way it's gonna be, then I don't know how we're ever gonna--
I don't want to be here with you right now.
What?!
I want to be at my place, right now... with you.
I'm honestly just trying to make this work.
It's not going to work. I'm standing on my frozen lake.
[Gives Kensi a confused look] I'm sorry, I don't know what that is
Your frozen lake is the name for what you want the most in the world and you want it, you want it so bad that you'll do anything to get it. And your heart takes over. But because of that, it destroys you in the end. It's right there, just sitting in the middle of this frozen lake, and you think you're fast enough to go out and grab it before the ice cracks...
And what you don't realize is you're already standing on the ice and it's falling apart around you.
Yeah.
We're gonna figure this out. All we gotta do is talk about it.
Okay but you don't, you don't really like talking about it.
Yeah but I promise I'll be better at talking about this.
What do you, what do you mean for this?
This...you know
This thing?
Yes...Our...Thing
I'm sorry I just, I didn't hear you. There were so many people walking by if you could just maybe say it louder, just once just say it!
I hate you.
You don't. You don't. You don't hate me!
Our thing.
Well, I feel like they resent me being here.
Why would they? And even if they do, so what?
Well, some of us don't relish being disliked.
Let's focus on the mission, Miss Congeniality.
You know you have a house now. You can sleep there. That's what normal people do.
I sleep there. I do.
You're like a cat that keeps going back to its old place, even though the owners moved.
What do you want me to say? I'm a creature of habit.
Yeah, you're a creature, all right. Of bad habits.
How are you doing?
Fine.
Bone china is fine. You are not bone china.
I'm doing very well.
Uh-huh. What's your assessment of the task force?
They're okay.
I think the mountain air must have limited your vocabulary.
And you two can go interview the senator.
The two of... You mean the two of me?
I want you and Nell to see the senator, find out if he knows anything about these Chinese PLA threats.
Me and... Nellosaurus?
Yes, I move fast, Mr. Deeks. Gotta keep up.
Let's go, Shaggy.
Well played. I'm with you, Velma.
(Kensi is coming back to work after her mission in Afghanistan.)
How are you?
Good.
Yeah?
Really good.
You look good. I mean that you seem good by the way that you look.
It's because I am good.
Good.
Good.
Good!!
(Eric comes down the stairs.)
Eric (whistles): Kensi! Lookin’ good!
(Kensi is stuck in OPS.)
What would you like me to do.
I don’t know, really.
Well Hetty said I was supposed to be helping so, there’s gotta be something for me to do
Uh, well, I’ve got a pretty big knot in my shoulder right now. I’m just kidding! Of course I’d never ask you to do anything like that. (whispering) Even though it would be helping.
Oh really? So Nell would be massaging you right now?
Um no. Because she’d be busy actually doing something.
What would she be doing, Eric?
Remotely accessing Davis’ computer, mirroring the hard drive and initiating an SSH P3 protocol for a complete sweep.
Kensi (rolls her eyes): Which shoulder?
Righty.
Hey.
Hi.
We haven't had a lot of time to chat since you've been back.
I know. It's gonna change.
You mean ... it's gonna change? Does that mean that? Wait a minute, are you back?
Sure looks like it.
That's good news. I was getting a little worried, because, uh, I'm pretty sure Nell was falling in love with me.
(Kensi punches Deeks in the shoulder.)
Aah! God! (smiling) And there she is.
Here I am. It's good to be back.
[Kensi hug Deeks and give him a kiss]
Oh, hi, wow. What're.. what? What are we doing here? What's that?
I'm giving her a reason to look over here, and it's either that or I throw my coffee on you!
Well thank you so much for not scalding me in the face instead of giving me kisses!
I just realised that you're the yin in my yang. So to spoke.
Explain to me how you have this capability of making everything sound so wrong.
It's a gift, isn't it? I'm just saying, like you're the right of my wrong, I'm like the good to your evil.
The beast to my beauty?
That's hurtful.
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