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Have you ever considered that maybe Monty just likes the sound of voices coming from the radio? That it doesn't really matter what we're listening to?
Wait for it.
[Deeks changes the station. Monty whimpers then barks]
Okay. Changing it back, buddy. Changing it back. Therapists explained it to me. Monty's uh archetypal canine subconscious...
Okay. Stop.
It's actually Pavlovian.
No. You have to stop. This is getting far too weird.
He was saving his furry butt, that's what he was doing. That why they retired him?
Actually the vet that did his psyche eval said he had a nervous condition. It's kind of like canine PTSD.
Puppy Traumatic Stress Disorder?
[to a pair who are trying to get surveillance tapes] Federal Agents. Stop!
[the pair run only to encounter Deeks]
STOP!
[the pair turn around encountering Sam]
Like she said. Federal Agents. Stop!
Why don't they ever stop? It amazes me that they never stop.
If it's on the road, it'll show up. I mean you can't hide from Kaleidoscope... You have started a Kaleidoscope search.
Not exactly. I plugged into the LAPD database. As soon as the car is found, I will get an alert.
You're right. That's not exactly a Kaleidoscope search. So... what are we waiting for?
We?
You.
Hetty told Sam no use of Federal resources for personal matters.
Is this the same rebel Eric Beale who completed Level 5 of Warrior Quest on the big screen in Ops? The same rebel who dared to eat Oreo cookies in Ops without a napkin. The same rebel who broke the Internet.
But it's Hetty.
But it's Sam.
I feel like I'm caught between a rock and a hard place.
Mmm... you are.
While Hetty scare me intellectually. I fear Sam on a more physically visceral level... All right, Beale, let's do this!
Charlene is a 1970 Challenger Sam's been restoring for the last 10 years. It was stolen last night.
Oh that's horrible.
Yeah, big guy's heart broken. He was up all night questioning everyone in a 2 mile radius of the storage unit. Working on that car was Sam's theraputic refuge. Honestly, I don't think he ever wanted to finish it.
Car like that is either in a chop shop, or being driven really hard south of the border. That's not good.
Whoever stole Charlene better hope LAPD catches them before I do.
You don't mean that.
Yeah, okay.
Stage 2.
What?
Anger. It's the second stage of grief.
I'm not grieving. I just want my car back!
You good?
Why do you ask?
So far, you've done a car, a gun and I believe that's a dead body. Amazing detail.
I'm good.
It's okay to be depressed.
I'm not depressed.
You will be. Stage 4.
Look, I'm not depressed, bargaining, angry, or in denial. But I *am* getting a little irritated.
Are you hungry?
Hunger's not a stage.
It's true. But loss of appetite is a sign of depression.
Keep it up.
[Finding Sam's car has been torched] Who's going to tell Sam?
Technically he asked you to find it.
It was your motivational speech that got us out here in the first place. Maybe it's a sign.
What? That we both tell him?
No. that neither of us tell him.
Ooo.
I mean, no good can come from this, Nell.
All right, what he doesn't know can't hurt him.
Agreed... We never saw this.
Saw what?
Have you guys seen Deeks?
Uh, good morning to you, too.
Hi. Have you heard from him?
It's only 9:00.
I know, but he was supposed to pick me up at the airport this morning and he never showed.
That's right. How was Hawaii?
It was fine.
Meet anyone? Go to any luaus? Solve any crime?
It was fine. Back to Deeks. I called his house number, I called his cell. No answer anywhere.
He's probably just hungover.
Or surfing.
Or he forgot.
Or all of the above.
He has flaked on me before, and I suppose he does sleep through his alarm on a regular basis. So, yeah, you guys are right. Of course. Whatchya eating?
Bacon, eggs, mine.
Really? That's it? No phone calls to the hospital or the morgue? I mean, I could be lying in a ditch someplace.
What are we talking about?
Nothing! We're talking about absolutely nothing.
Someone called into a talk radio show last night, sounded exactly like Deeks.
Did he now? What was he calling about?
Oh, he just wanted to talk about his feelings... for a co-worker (Kensi smiles)
Speaking of partners, where's Sam? Mr. Always 5 minutes early is late - again.
And he's taken 3 long weekends this month.
You know what that means?
He's in rehearsals for an off Broadway revival of Cats.
I'll tell him you said that.
Don't you think it's strange that Callen's a talk radio guy?
Why's that?
I don't know. I've always kind of considered you more of a - you know a - TV static white noise type of guy.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Well, I am a man of mystery.
Mystery or misery?
Where's Sam?
He went home to spend time with his family.
Ah, that's good. He needs that... especially now.
[Long pause] What about you? You ever regrett not settling down - and having a family?
I think about it sometimes. Maybe when I'm older. [chuckles] And you?
I think I'll keep looking for mine first. Good night, Hetty.
Good night, Mr. Callen... Good night, Walter.
The waltz was revolutionary in the late 18th century because it was the first time couples faced each other when they danced. It was a scandalous display of public intimacy.
Public intimacy-- I like it.
One, two, three. One, two, three.
He's stepping on me.
That's not true. You just keep putting your feet underneath mine when I lift them.
You know where I'm gonna put my foot?
I would love to teach the two of you the traditional Viennese Waltz with each other as partners.
[chuckles] She's kidding.
...No, she's not.
Agent Hanna, take your partner by the waist - back straight. Do I need to repeat myself.
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