You okay? Want me to drive?
I'm in shock, I'm not insane.
S2 E17Knockout
She's a black widow, man.
[grinning] I can change her, Harv, I know I can.
S2 E19Rampage
See anything?
Yeah, there's a sale on Pauly Shore movies.
[motioning to a bus beside them that has a poster plastered on its side with a banner that says "Sex is Good. Safe Sex is Better."] Huh. That poster looks just like your daughter, bubba.
[surprised] That is my daughter.
You know, I wonder if Ingrid and I are gonna have, a little boy or little girl. You know what I mean? with a little boy you can, you know, kind of initiate him into the club, you know? With a little girl I think you spend most of your time kind of protecting her from the club, you know?
Oh, bubba - you are not wrong there.
[about Cassidy] Okay, where is she?
She stormed off to the library
Oh, she stormed off? And just what is it she has to be angry about?
Apparently she didn't like it when I found her condoms.
What condoms?
The ones she plans to use when she and Freddie have sex.
[looks uncomfortable] Um, you have anything to read?
On the coffee table.
I'll be reading and, um, eavesdropping from over here.
I don't believe this.
Should have had a boy, Nash man. Probably be buying him condoms yourself.
[laughs] That's true.
That is not true! That is not true.
Think about it, Nash: what is Cassidy doing we didn't do at her age?
Lisa, I don't wanna be thinkin', at my age, at what Cassidy was doin' that we did when she's her age.
S2 E20Out of Chicago
[about Karen] But she does make the crime page.
Oh, yeah, she does.
That's good.
Yeah, she catches a lot of bad guys; big-time gang leaders, drug dealers, that kind of thing.
So, she's a good cop, huh?
[to Nash] Yeah, in Chicago she's like a female version of you.
No wonder I thought she was so sexy.
Oh, baby.
IIsaiah
[about Karen, looking through the peephole] Well, she don't look like a cop. She looks like a supermodel.
She's Cindy Crawford. As a matter of fact, we're all supermodels. Come on, man, open the door.
Yeah, open it up - we're late for an S.I. swimsuit shoot.
Let's hope our next stake out is Jenny McCarthy's.
I wish.
KDKaren Decker
Why didn't you run?
I don't like to run.
S2 E21Moving Target
Hey, Bettina, I haven't seen you since you got fired from the S.I.U.; heard you moved to Vegas.
RBRick Bettina
I didn't get fired, I was downsized.
[after a girl gives Nash her number] Can't we go anywhere without chicks hitting on you?
Chicks don't hit on me.
Please, have you had an eye exam lately?
Stop it.
I'd like to be able to flirt every once in a while.
Well, then, do it. There's no harm in it; you're married, not dead.
[holding out his hand and showing off his wedding ring] Are you kidding, man? I'm branded. That is chick repellant right there.
RBRick Bettina
You know, Nash, I used to be a feared and respected cop in this town, remember?
[laughing] I don't know about the respected part, but I was sure afraid every time I went out with you.
[about Ingrid] Bubba, I am only going to say this five or six hundred more times: tell her the truth.
I can't tell her the truth.
Why not?
Because I want to stay married, that's why.
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