You know what's amazing? Not only do you come up with these schemes, you actually follow through with them.
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If you want to find Tiger, this is where you'll find him.
This is a marijuana club.
I know. Totally legal under prop 215 as long as you have a valid medical excuse.
For what?
Weed. Pot. Dope. Marijuana. Grass.
No, I mean what's wrong with you?
Oh! Depression.
Depression?
Yeah, I get really depressed when I'm not getting stoned.
I can probably get him to set you up.
Actually, I stopped smoking pot years ago.
Oh no? What's your drug of choice now, man?
Uh, Rogaine.
Rogaine? What's that? Do you snort it?
JJDr. John Joseph
How are you doing Barry?
Eh listen, this is my good friend ehm... Sorry, what's your name again?
Eh, Joe.
Joe, this is Joe.
[Barry watches helplessly as Charlie Pep's thugs rob the vault.]
You don't want to mess with Bobby Wu. I'm telling you, man. I once saw him take a guy's intestines and pull 'em out through his nose. I'm telling you, man. I once saw him take a guy's cajones and make Dim Sun out of them. I'm telling you, man.
TThug
Shut up.
Okay.
[Barry puts a sculpture into the bag.]
Here. Take this. It's insured.
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