“Moving Target” quotes from Nash Bridges (Season 2, Episode 21) ... TV Quotes Database

Hey, Bettina, I haven't seen you since you got fired from the S.I.U.; heard you moved to Vegas.

RBRick Bettina

I didn't get fired, I was downsized.

[after a girl gives Nash her number] Can't we go anywhere without chicks hitting on you?

Chicks don't hit on me.

Please, have you had an eye exam lately?

Stop it.

I'd like to be able to flirt every once in a while.

Well, then, do it. There's no harm in it; you're married, not dead.

[holding out his hand and showing off his wedding ring] Are you kidding, man? I'm branded. That is chick repellant right there.

RBRick Bettina

You know, Nash, I used to be a feared and respected cop in this town, remember?

[laughing] I don't know about the respected part, but I was sure afraid every time I went out with you.

[about Ingrid] Bubba, I am only going to say this five or six hundred more times: tell her the truth.

I can't tell her the truth.

Why not?

Because I want to stay married, that's why.

You know what's amazing? Not only do you come up with these schemes, you actually follow through with them.