Lisa Bridges quotes from Nash Bridges

Nash Bridges

You know, I remember a time when I used to make you laugh. Now all I do is piss you off. Why is that?

Lisa Bridges

You want the whole laundry list?

Lisa Bridges

Starting with A for anniversaries you missed or where your pager went off. Or we can go to B for booze. Or we can jump right to W for women. You know, you should take a good look at your own life before you come over here passing judgement on mine!

Lisa Bridges

I thought you were retired, Joe.

Joe Dominguez

[about Lisa and Nash] Why sit at home and watch Jerry Springer when I can see all that stuff live?

Nash Bridges

Joe's gonna stay here with Holly and I need to borrow your car for about an hour.

Lisa Bridges

Well, am I going to get it back with bullet holes?

Nash Bridges

With any luck.

Nash Bridges

[about Cassidy] Okay, where is she?

Lisa Bridges

She stormed off to the library

Nash Bridges

Oh, she stormed off? And just what is it she has to be angry about?

Lisa Bridges

Apparently she didn't like it when I found her condoms.

Nash Bridges

What condoms?

Lisa Bridges

The ones she plans to use when she and Freddie have sex.

Joe Dominguez

[looks uncomfortable] Um, you have anything to read?

Lisa Bridges

On the coffee table.

Joe Dominguez

I'll be reading and, um, eavesdropping from over here.

Nash Bridges

I don't believe this.

Joe Dominguez

Should have had a boy, Nash man. Probably be buying him condoms yourself.

Lisa Bridges

[laughs] That's true.

Nash Bridges

That is not true! That is not true.

Lisa Bridges

Think about it, Nash: what is Cassidy doing we didn't do at her age?

Nash Bridges

Lisa, I don't wanna be thinkin', at my age, at what Cassidy was doin' that we did when she's her age.