[as they are being shot at by a pursuing vehicle] You know, if you drive a little slower I might be able to hit something.
Yeah? Well, if you'd hit something I might be able to driver a little slower!
S2 E13Road Work
I don't get it - I never had trouble getting a ride, even as a kid. I mean, even when I looked like latino Charles Manson. No problem.
So, ah, you're gonna let Cassidy drive the 'Cuda?
Yes, I was.
Yeah, but I never get to drive the car. A wonder how that all fits together, doesn't it?
What does?
You know, you, your car, your whole attitude towards the Dominguez clan.
What are you getting mad about?
Well, you hurt my feelings, all right? I mean, you may not realize it, but J.J. is actually a very decent upstanding young man. You know, God just played a trick on me and put him in a slacker's body.
Joe. [laughs]
Hey man, looks are very deceiving, you know? I mean, check it out: if Ingrid sized me up on looks alone, would she have married me?
All right, look, I'm going to be honest with you: you know I love J.J., I've always loved that kid. Cassidy, you know Cassidy - she's tough, man; she'll eat J.J. up and spit him out. I'm not going to do that to him. Or to you. I'm serious, man. I'm sorry if I hurt you feelings. I didn't mean to, you know that.
San Francisco, damn it's good to be home, isn't it, bubba?
Shhh, yeah, but next time you ask me to go for a ride through the country, forget it.
What do you mean, you didn't like the fresh air?
Hey, I love the fresh air; it was the bullets flying through the fresh air I didn't dig.
Joe's gonna stay here with Holly and I need to borrow your car for about an hour.
Well, am I going to get it back with bullet holes?
With any luck.
S2 E14Inside Out
[to Harvey, wearing a shirt he borrowed from Evan] Nice shirt. you don't often see that color... outside of bowling alleys.
So, ah, Harv, how are things going with Bonnie? Any progress?
Ah, I don't know. She's down on my job 'n' down on my love for The Grateful Dead, she talks about Ross Perot just to piss me off.
Hey! Somebody want to let us out of here? We're police officers - we don't belong here!
[prisoners shout and laugh]
Shut up! That's not an asset in here!
[as they sit in the dark in the hole in prison] Harvey?
Hey, Joe. We gotta get out of here.
No kidding. One little problem: it's a maximum security prison, remember?
I'm claustrophobic, remember?
Hey, don't worry, they'll come back. They got to come back to kill us.
That's comforting.
S2 E16The Web
Man, this guy runs like a gazelle!
Why do you think that bastard ran this way?
Why exactly did you dump me? I mean, I'm relatively attractive, stable, moderately fun... what did I ever do to you?
PPaco
Are you going to turn this takedown into a therapy session, Bryn?
Come on, Paco, it's not going to kill you to tell me the truth. Once.
PPaco
Okay... you were too insecure, to moody, too manipulative, too st - [he is cut off when she fires at him once]
Sorry, slipped.
[to a suspect] Talk to me first; I'm easier and a hell of a lot cheaper.
I'll vouch for that; he's cheap and easy.
I love doughnuts. One of the main attractions to becoming a cop.
S2 E17Knockout
[taking the dental packing out of his mouth, riding in Nash's car] That was the longest twenty minutes of my life outside my prostate exame.
'Scuse me - where you you thinkin' on putting that?
I was thinking the ashtray.
[handing Joe a piece of tissue paper] Yeah, well, I'm thinking you wrap it in this until we pass a city trash can.
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