Nash Bridges · Season 1
You know, I remember a time when I used to make you laugh. Now all I do is piss you off. Why is that?
You want the whole laundry list?
[Nash's face twists into a dreading expression]
Starting with A for anniversaries you missed or where your pager went off. Or we can go to B for booze. Or we can jump right to W for women. You know, you should take a good look at your own life before you come over here passing judgement on mine!
I thought you were retired, Joe.
[about Lisa and Nash] Why sit at home and watch Jerry Springer when I can see all that stuff live?
This is a nice ride. I've never seen a car like this. What is it?
This is a 1970 Plymouth Barracuda. The reason you've never seen one is because they only made 14 of them.
[Joe was working traffic because something with his pension got screwed up]
Care to tell us what happened, Joe?
Who cares if his father's a president of the San Francisco bank?
Humor me. I care.
Let me get this straight - you pepper-sprayed him for illegal parking?
Yes.
[Nash laughs]
He came at me. And I exhausted all proper procedures, A.J.
[smirking] I'm sorry I missed that one.
He comes at me saying he knows Kung Fu and that crap. He went down in flames like a twelve o'clock high.
Oooh, you bad. [Laughs again]
And that's when he twisted his knee. The funny thing is, he'll probably get a disabled placard now.
[Nash is now laughing hard]
Are you two through yet? The I.R. went straight to the chief. And you, carnal, have the distinction of being the only cop I know of ever to get kicked out of traffic.
[Nash laughs]
What about my pension? What about my hog? I kinda liked it.
Your hog? Forget your Harley!
[Nash laughs]
The chief made me take you back.
Oh, no!
Got anything out at the airport? Unloading/loading that kinda thing?
You wish. No. We got you back all to ourselves.
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