Harvey Leek quotes from Nash Bridges

Harvey Leek

There's a very good reason you didn't recognize the shell casing: it's very rare and made in limited-run by a small German firm and Interpol confirms this is the Monk's bullet du jour.

Harvey Leek

I love doughnuts. One of the main attractions to becoming a cop.

So, Evan, when you actually catch a thief, how can you tell if he's actually telling the truth?

Evan Cortez

Ah, I don't know, I guess it comes from experience, wouldn't you say, Harv? when you learn to read body language, you know, the look in somebody's eye, the tone of their voice, the small gesture, that kind of thing... give a lot away.

Harvey Leek

Oh, yeah. Yeah, sometimes the signals are so obvious you'd have to be a fool to miss 'em. [as Evan is oblivious to the strong signals of attraction Cassidy is sending]

Harvey Leek

Here's what throws me: A guy like Evan goes on a security-duty and spends two minutes schmoozing with Lisa Bridges - Nash's ex - Nash Bridges, acting lieutenant of S.I.U. and next thing you know he's got a full-on romance going on with her.

A full-on romance?

Harvey Leek

Yeah, that's what I hear.

Sounds like you're envious.

Harvey Leek

Envious? No. You know that scene in Star Wars where that sand creature takes a thousand years to digest a guy? That's humane compared to what Nash would do if he caught Evan sleeping with his ex.

Bryn Carson

So, ah, Harv, how are things going with Bonnie? Any progress?

Harvey Leek

Ah, I don't know. She's down on my job 'n' down on my love for The Grateful Dead, she talks about Ross Perot just to piss me off.

Harvey Leek

Hey! Somebody want to let us out of here? We're police officers - we don't belong here!

Joe Dominguez

Shut up! That's not an asset in here!

Joe Dominguez

[as they sit in the dark in the hole in prison] Harvey?

Harvey Leek

Hey, Joe. We gotta get out of here.

Joe Dominguez

No kidding. One little problem: it's a maximum security prison, remember?

Harvey Leek

I'm claustrophobic, remember?

Joe Dominguez

Hey, don't worry, they'll come back. They got to come back to kill us.

Harvey Leek

That's comforting.

Harvey Leek

She's a black widow, man.

Evan Cortez

[grinning] I can change her, Harv, I know I can.

Harvey Leek

Let's hope our next stake out is Jenny McCarthy's.

Evan Cortez

I wish.