Deb quotes from Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon

Kip, this is gonna be the easiest fight of my life.

Kip

[takes out the Rack-U-Tane] Is it, Napoleon?

Napoleon

You stole my Rack-U-Tane!

Kip

You stole my Misty.

I love when guys fight over me.

Deb

Yeah, me too.

Napoleon

Screw you, Kip!

Kip

All right. But first, let me unscrew the cap on this tube.

Napoleon

I am SO gonna apply my skills to beat you!

Kip

Perhaps. Right after I apply the last of this rage cream to my face.

Napoleon

Quit cleverly twisting my words!

Stop talking, start punching!

Kip

Prepare to be humiliated in front of Misty.

Pedro

I'm not sitting with her.

Deb

And I'm not sitting with him.

Napoleon

[sighs] I hate sitting alone.

Rico

And that's when I knew I won the Bed Race fair and square. Any questions?

Deb

[raises her hand] Deb Bradshaw, Preston High School Bugle. Napoleon, what advice do you have for young people?

Napoleon

Follow your dreams. Also, never throw a water balloon at a pickup truck. There might be a judge inside.

Pedro

As student body president, I present you with a lifetime hall pass. This is good for any hall in the school.

Napoleon

Sweet! What about stairwells?

Pedro

I'm not God, Napoleon.

Rico, in honor of your great victory today, I'm taking down that picture you hate so much.

Rico

The one that says, "Do not take checks from this man?"

No. This one. [takes down the picture of a teenage Rico losing a football game and replaces it with the one of him and Napoleon crossing the finish line]